Ravine |
09-22-2012 09:25 PM |
How to have sex in the 86
Short answer - You can't. It's impossible.
Long answer.
1. The back seat of the car area is waaaaay too small. Even when you tilt and push the front seats completely forward, there is almost no leg room. The rear also has an extremely low roof, couple with the lack of leg room, mouth service is impossible.
2. The middle armrest thingy is a killer because if that were not there, then the back seat might be okay but uncomfortable but because of that, you cannot lie down across and you cannot cuddle.
3. With the seats folded down, you might think "Hey! There you go! It's flat like a bed!". No. I have a feeling that if you were on that flat back seat, you would snap it in half. It folds down onto the arm rest as it's only support so it's effectively like a see saw. Just hope you're good at balancing of that thing is going to topple. Also with the back seat down, it increases the height of the back yet again so you cannot sit upright. And don't bother with the legs going through into the boot. It's not long enough even for a guy like me.
4. Now you might be thinking "Well! What about the front seat? That's where me and the missus used to do it in the old *insert X*". Not in this baby, oh no. The problem I've found is that the side bolsters are too tight. They're great support for driving but possibly too much support for...you know what. Also front seat sex is possibly the least comfortable way you can have sex in a car.
SO.
In conclusion.
The 86 is a chastity belt.
What about you
HAVE YOU MANAGED TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!?!?
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