Clicking noise? Not crickets...
 

Edit: I should not be allowed to own a car...

I agree. I don't know why other than I just want to back you up, show some support.

Lol, air condition clicking on or somethin....

Turn Signals?

I get a clicking noise when the car goes from closed loop to open loop when arning up. It is quiet at first and then when it hits normal idle and has warmed up the car goes into closed loop and begins reading the O2 sensors...

Or you could be driving with your hazards on.