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ichitaka05 08-04-2011 01:49 PM
Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?
 
http://jalopnik.com/5827735/does-how...you-are-at-sex

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Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?

Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again. Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type — all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?
Yeah, Hoda. Thanks for adding another layer of performance anxiety to our lives.
LMAO that's kinda funny! How bout women? They don't know how to drive (99% of women). They don't know how to sex?

xantonin 08-04-2011 03:43 PM
Sounds right about women. Most of the ones I know just lay there and expect the man to do all the work.

As for my driving, it makes sense. I'm a very dynamic driver. I can be smooth like a limo, or freaken fast and furious when needed, or bored.

Franisco 08-04-2011 05:08 PM
Constantly aware of what the car needs to reach every braking point and apex..

RRnold 08-04-2011 05:36 PM
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So would that mean those who have extreme road rage are probably the same ones who rape woman!?! :iono:

bofa 08-04-2011 06:52 PM
http://parkinginrear.files.wordpress...pg?w=300&h=225

Neutral_Eyes 08-04-2011 08:15 PM
I'm Amish.

Random_Art 08-04-2011 10:09 PM
and you drive a Miata? I call Shenanigans, sir!

GenkiElite 08-04-2011 11:47 PM
No

VenomRush 08-05-2011 02:17 AM
thats funny, my cars coolant recently sprung a leak ;D

Random_Art 08-05-2011 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by VenomRush (Post 53383)
thats funny, my cars coolant recently sprung a leak ;D
does that mean you're going to have little baby cars roaming your garage soon?

jay4prez 08-05-2011 11:12 AM
this is the dirties funniest thread i've seen today...you guys disgust me.











































Just kidding

Carry on, I'm going go and spray some throttle body cleaner down the intake.

Laika 08-09-2011 11:03 PM
Hittin all the curves just right ;)


"You drive like old people fuck...slow and sloppy"-George Carlin

Giccin 08-10-2011 02:35 AM
Wow. LOL

Nice of you to put 99%Ichi. LOL


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