| hav0c |
08-28-2012 01:24 AM |
Agree with OP! I'm tired of waking up and finding the car outside with the alarm blaring, and a trunk overflowing with stacks of cash. "But Car", I protest, "My neighbors are sleeping!" and then it fires a stream of high-end champagne into my mouth while firing an assortment of Seriously Hot Babes into the air. When I called the dealership they pretended like they had no idea what I was talking about, and really I'm not getting any sleep - there's far too much beer pouring out of the car.
Eventually my neighbors came around and they seem to love the car as much (or more!) than I do - one of them hasn't eaten in THREE DAYS because he's been so busy giving it a SWEET WAX. The only person who's had a problem with it was my roommate but I guess he must have moved out or something because I haven't seen him in days. He did leave behind a bunch of junk like his class ring and a rather (tasteless, if you ask me) assortment of his teeth and some bones in the trunk of the car.
All in all, aside from the weird whispering at night at the Mysterious Fog in the garage (seriously when is Subaru QA going to address this?!) I am most happy with my purchase. I.. have no choice.
/saveme
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