Man loves his cars so much.. he's had sex with them. All.
 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html

When men become too involved with their cars... women like me have no other choice but to find another. :<

But I too love my cars.. just... not that extreme. LOL

ARE YOU GUYS LIKE HIM?!?!

/gasp.

I think someone on here made a joke about using the exhaust to hold a fleshlight. But I hope to hell he was joking...

Iono.. there are some extremist out there. O_O Sounds painful!

Lmao I saw something like this on discovery channel I think. There was a dude who banged his cars and a lady that was in love with inatimate objects.

I just paused for a sec wif my jaw hung open like "wtf" then changed the channel and tried to forget what I just saw. :bellyroll:

Damn it's slow lately.

Yea. When new info comes out its swarming with people asking the same questions over and over. :/

Nothing juicy out lately. Sad sad sad days.

I dunno, your exhaust looks pretty juicy?

CwutIdidthar?

Wow...what's disturbing to me is not just that he has sex with cars, but he has sex with random cars he sees parked. If I ever came out to some guy humping my car you better believe there's gonna be a fight.

The good news is none of these fender-humpers can procreate...

"WHAT THE ***K ARE YOU DOING TO MY EXHAUST PIPE?!!"

Man's face.... = D: !

Chuck Norris had sex with a semi and that is how Optimus Prime was born. :bellyroll:

how the cars werent turned on cause those pipes would be burnin hot haha


we need new ft info badly i see

Better hope that white stuff on your car is bird poo.

ugh.... Back when I worked at a pontiac dealership we had a Grand Prix come into the service department. That model year had the side mirrors mounted in such a way that there was a small, round hole between the supports. And splattered all over the door in an arc from the mirror was something whitish. We were seriously grossed out...