Where do I start...
I feel like the "Persian Tow Truck Driver" when it comes to this subject.
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Oh pleeeeeasee, I had a bird obsessed with himself to the point that he would fight his reflection on my front window of the car (not my BRZ). He would explode with shit everywhere, I'm guessing, out of fear while he frantically attacked the window with his little talons and flapping his wings like mad. The end result would be bird poop smeared all over the windshield and wipers from the bird flapping his poop covered wings everywhere. His little talons wound leave hairline scratches all over my hood. This MF was cray cray. This happened every morning and again in the evening after I got home from work.

Then he became obsessed with his reflection on my chrome capped mirrors and did his poopy fight/dance all over them too. This would go on for hours.

This continued every day before I left for work and after I got home. So after tiring of cleaning this Picasso's art work every day, I decided to give the bird an early retirement.
This bird was nuts and a burden to society so I just carried out his sentence, swiftly and without mercy.

On another note, my neighbor has a big ass red headed woodpecker obsessed with his reflection in the side mirrors of his F150. The talons on that thing have scraped the shit out of his doors. No action taken since it isn't having a poop party on his truck. Just stares at itself in the mirrors. Pretty funny to watch.

Hahahaha..

The first day I brought my argento home, a large hairy jumping spider was on the hood. The same spider showed up for a week at various points on the exterior no matter where I had driven the car, hi speeds, rainstorms etc. and it was always with me .

Spiders are good luck so I didn't squish him and gingerly coaxed him to jump onto a tissue and I released him in the garden.

The next day he was back on the car !

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