I went there once with work for a couple of months.

1. crime
2. poverty
3. drought
4. drugs
5. fake people

My favourite part about California was when it was time to leave....

I know this is a joke thread, but have you considered that may be the root of the problem here? :iono:

Alligator is delicious, though.

Did you just get offended by a joke thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLcBQPQ96Q

I liked my visits to California. It was nice there.
Can't say the same for my trips to Texas. Mind you those trips were always to audit safety in cattle slaughterhouses so not nearly as much fun.

Well, why not... (This is mostly SoCal)

1. Per diem rates are high
2. No humidity
3. Canyons
4. Good, cheap Mexican food
5. Per diem rates are high

I love JP Sears

The last time I was in LA, the people I met were either in the film business or trying to get into the film business and everyone else was looking for a fight...

Got out of LA and things went kinda normal, when I say normal I mean normal for California.

Considered it, doesn't that doesn't hold up. Californian's don't trash other states in the volumes we see coming inbound, but you guys can't seem to stop thinking about us. Writing about us. Staring at us. You secretly love us. Admit it.

GO LAKERS.

I was joking! You know sarcasm? Why are you offended? This totally works, see how I've mystically reframed things? You're confused aren't you? Look into my eyes... You're getting very sleepy....

LOL, we in CA love all your concern. Keep thinking about us. It's killing us. We're fading into obscurity here.

Sure.

The first state I lived in was CA, does that make me a Californian? Please say no, I don't think I could take the bad news.

California love
California knows how to party
California knows how to party
In the city of L.A
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'

Them jokes obviously had nothing to do with the way you really felt about things... :lol: Boy calling it a joke thread sure was sly. So smart! Fooled everyone. We're mystified.

Gosh, how do us lamented Californians (you know, the people in state with the most universities) keep up with these immeasurably clever tactics? Sucks so bad to be hated on the internet by people that don't live here. So bad... I guess we're just going to have to live with ourselves, contemplating your feelings, on the beach in another day of pristine weather, great food, fine women, and a huge economy. It's agony.

GO LAKERS

Would be considerate if you didn't outsource all the vape smoke.
Sun is red at noon up here again today. Cheers!

GO SONICS ... oh, they did.