Of course, how else could you see them?

the best toast is made over water, while taking a bath.

Let's hope that our comments aren't taken seriously lol. Imagine some freshly bathed idiot eating toast while looking for exhaust leaks with the garage door closed. That of course assumes that the electrical outlet is too far from the tub and he escapes that test alive.

Meals cook faster if you open the gas valve on the oven, but don't light it. You can then put the gas back in the tank to use later. Big Gas doesn't want you to know!

Took a big dump this morning. I think I blew something from the 60's.

That's good! I hear that empting out your bowels is the key to good health these days..

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ouch

green army men, erasers and library paste

Was his name John Holmes by any chance?

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So much horrible shit going on in the world? Better find something very petty to be triggered about. OMG! That name has history I don't agree with. RENAME IT!!!

Cover your identity, don't see your friends and family, change history, destroy small businesses... come on they just want a clean slate to work with..

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i just had to PAY to change the oil in my car. they said it wasn't covered under warranty. why even bother buying new if the warranty doesn't cover anything!

Thanos?