This could be fun
 

The woman
Camera
Make video of your bunker life with her, profit

Internet
Kitten
Fast Food
Tobacco


Pretty much sums up what I do now so I doubt I would notice the difference.

Internet, movies, hygiene, full kitchen and the gun just to fill that last point.

Gourmet food, library, garden (will get my sunlight thr), puppy, booze and surround system to listen to some mozart in my study while I sip on some vintage scotch!!

I would take the chick, gym, kitchen, hygiene/tub and sat radio - $5M payout

Top of the Line PC
Internet
Stocked Kitchen
New Delhi Doctor (to use last 2 points)

Other then missing my kitty thats pretty much my life right now anyway lol.

library, workshop, kitchen, workout room, pool table. You don't have to pay me at the end.

edit: trading girl for books and workshop.

I wish the best of luck to anybody that wants to spend 10 years locked in a basement with an 18 (to 28) year old girl!


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This x10

I kind of figured you would get a new one every year, I mean the deal is an 18 year old...you get updated computers, games, etc...only makes sense

Really doesn't help much. Not sure I would want to spend a month locked up with one. Remember you can't get away.

Skylight = sanity

I just couldn't get past being totally alone, and Barry Bonds doesn't do it for me. I thought of just going with Money up front, stock market, gourmet food, gym, TV and skylight - after 10 years of that setup it would be easy to make up for lost time in the companionship department

If your a early 20 something maybe you could live with a 18yr old for a year. even if it was a new one every year I know I would be sick of her bullshit after 1 week.

Gourmet food deliveries
Hygene
Up front money + stock market.. Invest 10% in canadian cannabis producers
Top of the line computer.. Says nothing against crypto mining.
Library w everything!?!?! Learn Latin and read vatican archive treasures
1 point left.. keep as a souvenir of my experience. (no guns.. I am canadian we hug each other instead... it's very effective)

Was going to say
the girl, booze, drugs and microwave but... Il just do that minus the microwave with the millions after im done lol

Skylight in a basement tho... not sure how that would work.

Sounds to much like incarceration for me.


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Flashbacks?


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How you gonna use the internet without a computer/phone/tablet?

Sort of presumed that they included access. The computer one was for a top line system and the phone seemed more for actually calling. There are many gaps in the info.

There are definitely some assumptions that have to made.

Yep. With the level of detail provided some of those things are useless unless you assume other aspects. I do like how they went into full detail with the girl one though. She "will have sex with you" is sort of telling of the mindset of whoever came up with the game.


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16 Internet
6 Computer
4 Video Games
4 Fast food


I am assuming internet alone doesn't come with a device to use it, hence the computer. Also assuming choosing video games doesn't come with a tv and console. If internet comes with a device and video games comes with tv/console...

Internet
Video Games
Fast Food
Workshop


If the 18 year old can actually provide stimulating conversation and is something more than just attractive...

18 Girl
4 Video Games
3 Hygiene
5 Fast Food +CFA

Exactly what I was thinking, the option to totally forgo payment in exchange for 10 extra points was also a big indicator - the guy you pictured would totally give up $10M to have a chick, the internet and fast food for 10 years - best 10 years of his life...if he didn't die of a heart attack before the end, which I am sure he would be ok with.

Mine would be:

Fast Food (not sure why Chickfila is extra, but if you pick you can eat well off fast food, and if its the right fast food can take care of alcohol at same time. Doesn't say it has to be American fast food)
PC
Games (not sure how you have games without Internet anymore)
Up Front Money (basically this means I can double it before getting out)
Hygiene
Medical Care
Movies/TV (Should be able to view on PC)

Too bad there isn't an option for your spouse rather than just the 18 year old. Charge me 10 points for spouse and I could just call this retirement.

Alright, I think I got it if we can make a few assumptions then.

7 -TV
3- Cell phone
4- Video Games
6- A puppy
5- Workout equiptment
4- Fast food
1- Pool table

Im assuming the TV also get music stations since thats the norm now so I dont need sat radio or the surround sound. Also I assume the phone has internet the one day its activated so I could still stay connected. Figure there are so many fast food options to not get bored and can still remain healthy-ish mixing in Subway and the like .

I would say we can assume internet comes with a device, but it says "add video games" so think you need a TV or PC for that one

If I have internet and a computer I don't need a girl....

Wonder how long it takes before Skinemax and HBO After Dark get good with only a TV but no comp lol

Computer, games, gym, kitchen. I'm set for life.

Too bad they didn't include VR in the PC package.

And a good GPU or three to mine crypto.

I mean it says top technology as it updates haha

Too many unanswered questions. Is my wife in this basement with me? Can the girl do anything else besides sex like make cocktails, cook, have an intelligent conversation, etc.? Could I get a somewhat attractive 36yo for 9 points? Does unlimited drugs include Viagra? Is there soap in the shower? Would the unlimited kitchen supplies include beer and wine making supplies? Does unlimited booze include Ice and mixer?


Need to see the fine print.

Hey, enough with the rational questions. Just grab your Cheetos and Mountain Dew and join in .


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computer w/ no internet means no more forums for you tho....:happyanim:

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Cole - 0

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I would prefer this anyway...less drama.

how about a Real Doll for 4 points? I'd google some pics but I'm at work and don't want to get fired. :lol: