Sticky Situations Game
 

Since we have to many "serious" topics and people going ape**it everywhere how about a little... less aggressive "behavior." lol

So this is how you participate. You write about any circumstance you want (fact or fiction) and give very different options. The next person quotes the circumstance and answers the question with a single sentence reason or addition. Then puts up their own circumstance.

And you rinse and repeat! lol Keep it mature.


I'll start.


You're driving in your car (assuming its a stick shift). A guy in a BMW cuts you off. Its a three-lane high way. A truck is on the right. A slow Kia is on the fastest left. You're stuck in the middle and the BMW decides to piss you off by slowing down, block the middle lane and flip you off. On top of that he taps on his breaks while giving you the finger. The trucker seems unattentive and is slowing down in his lane but also slowly creeping into the middle lane. The slow Kia now begins to speed up enough room for you to cut left and and make a quick right into the middle lane.

Do you:
A) Speed up, change to the left lane, cut off the BMW and slam on your breaks+clutch to get back at the asshole.

B) Honk like a crazy mofo and throw pennies at his car.

C) Decrease your speed and follow a safe distance behind the BMW/Wait to see what happens with the truck infront of the BMW.



(I know its not the greatest one but ya know it can be anything and this was the only thing I can think of at the time. Lol)

D) Drifter style: Do A, but instead of slam on your breaks you yank the E-brake for a second and freak him the @#@% out with a smoke cloud and sudden tire squeal.:bellyroll:

Ok now make a circumstance! LOL

Zombies?

Sounds good to me.

Situation:

You're day 52 into the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. In your great judgement you decided to leave the death trap known as the city and stake out in the country side, going from farmhouse to farmhouse, taking whatever food you can in the process. As dusk begins you have very little time to find shelter, and because of this, instead of moving on to find an easier locale for fortification, you decide to take your chances at what appears to be a billionaires mansion deep into the foothills of the countryside. Armed only with your trusty .12 gauge pump with 3 rounds of buckshot, and your survival knife, you make your way inside. It appears others had the same idea as you...

Upon entering the mansion you immediately scout for food, happening upon a small dining area on the third floor after some quick guesswork. Before you can begin your rummage you hear a sound in a nearby room. Experience has taught you to kill whatever it is before you turn your attention to other tasks, so you make your way to the room to find what appears to be the remnants of the mansions maid and butler crew chomping away at a one Mr. Dead SnuffingswissaccountPants. You raise your shotgun, prepared to take the 3 out with 1 shot (you are a frugal one, survival makes you so!) before a noise behind you turns your attention back the way you came. The hallway is now filled with innumerable zombies that had tracked your scent since you came through the front door. Your attention back to Jeeves and Molly Maids 1 and 2, they too have noticed you, raising up for their next meal. A window rests behind them, clean as a whistle (Great job guys!), and an air vent, sizeable enough for you to fit in, rests above the bed against the wall next to the dead man. In the back of your mind you seem to remember a laundry shoot between you and the dining area you just came from. What do you do?

Best I could come up with off the top of my head. Instead of options, write your survival tactic!

I will go run for the window option.

I see Jeeves and Molly Maids 1 and 2. I take a big breath, I run for it. Jeeves runs after me and I shoot him once. The Molly Maids go back to Mr.DeadSnuffingswissacountPants.

I jump through the window and make a run for it. Once again, I am in middle of no where so i run for it to the Mansions garage. I see a horde coming from inside the house. I see a Toyota Prius and go in it. There are no keys and no way to start it. I remembered that in the kitchen there was a tiny board on the wall with a bunch of keys on them.

I wait for the horde to charge at me, they are getting closer and closer to me. I run a circle around them ( Half a circle). I then find out it is too difficult to go in from the entrance so, I take the same window I escaped from. I go to the window and BAM I see the Molly maids 1 and 2.

I shoot one of them and run for the keys in the kitchen. I grabbed the Prius keys and make a run for the window but the 2nd maid is blocking my way. I grab a couple of knifes and throw them at the molly maid. I hit her but did not stop her, although i did slow her down. I pushed her away from the window and escape from the window as the horde is coming back slowly into the house because of my scent.

I sprint to the Prius and get in, there is still a mob outside and they are charging right at me.

I go 0-60 in the prius in 13 seconds, I dont know why but i did. I then slow down at a rate of 28mph to save some gas. I stop in the middle of no where and eat my food that I got from the mansion which i saved in my back pack. I check the cars glove box and luckily I find a 9mm with 2 filled magazines. I then checked the trunk and find suitcases of clothes and luckily spotted a shotgun with 2 boxes of ammo.

The gas tank is 65% full, It will last me a while to scavenge the area.

I.....

am.. now tired of typing this up lols

Prius??? Lol, I would have figured 'Mr.DeadSnuffingswissacountPants' would be some kind of Benz, preferably an AMG.

Good read though!

u guys should post ur stories of the other options xD ( vents and laundry chute)