Day jobs 9-5
 

I have been on this forum since I started this morning 08/09/2017 dd/mm/yyyy. I have done nothing but read and post random things about philosophy and life lessons today, fought good against evil. How do I get paid to do this?

What is love?

The answer to all of the questions above: Porn.

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:slap: ........ you bring up "porn" just waaaaay too often ........ starten to worry about you ....... :iono:


humfrz

Well, I was cutting you some slack ....... since you're from SoCal .......:lol:


humfrz

Things I've had to explain to employees this week: http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/...53672ea3e2d0f1

It's been an interesting week.

Love is when you hire a woman for "x" amount time to do nasty things for you

Wrong answer. I ask again. "WHAT IS LOVE?"

Baby don't hurt me

This thread has gone on auto pilot!

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Don't hurt me no more.

DAMN! ........ I'd better clean up my hard drive before it strikes the States ..... :eyebulge:


humfrz

I broke the window again....

the optimist would say.....
 

Experienced

Actually, most of my collection is in hard copy ...... so, they can't hack into that ......:D


humfrz

PLEASE SAY NSFW LOL

Simply consider everything here to be NSFW and you will be fine.


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I'm going to get fired.

DAMN, TCoat ........ I looked at that picture of that little girl waaaaaay longer that I should have ....... :sigh:

:slap: me out of it ...... :bonk:


humfrz

:slap: .....THAT was no help ...... !!


humfrz

Thanks guys.
 

This is theee best subject matter we've covered to date on this forum. For some reason my neck hurts though.

The future of my career hurts every time I open this thread.

FIFY

Don't know why.




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LOL, @Tcoat, you're an evil, evil man. Nice job! :bow:

Wait till tcoat discovers reddit

oh my god. I don't think I can come back to this thread, I must abandon it

He's probably already there. It's 4chan you have to worry about... if he ever went there, I don't think he would ever leave his computer

I have looked into both. They do not amuse me. There is no shock value left in either. Although I suppose I could go to 4chan and post nothing but car pictures and technical data.

Agreed. 4chan was great 2003-2008 but now it's just a collection of the worlds most pathetic basement dwellers. I do appreciate the added layer of organization on reddit tho.

EDIT for clarity: 4chan has always been a collection of pathetic basement dwellers but all the times ive tried to go on since then, I was thoroughly dissapointed

I think 4chan is where I discovered hentai, it is also the place I discovered women at the bold ripe age of 13

Edit: I lied, I discovered women on google images back when I was like 7-8, I typed "boobs"