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Jordanwolf 09-08-2017 03:42 PM

Day jobs 9-5
 
I have been on this forum since I started this morning 08/09/2017 dd/mm/yyyy. I have done nothing but read and post random things about philosophy and life lessons today, fought good against evil. How do I get paid to do this?

What is love?

nextcar 09-08-2017 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2975168)
I have been on this forum since I started this morning 08/09/2017 dd/mm/yyyy. I have done nothing but read and post random things about philosophy and life lessons today, fought good against evil. How do I get paid to do this?

What is love?

The answer to all of the questions above: Porn.

Tcoat 09-08-2017 03:59 PM

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humfrz 09-08-2017 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nextcar (Post 2975177)
The answer to all of the questions above: Porn.

:slap: ........ you bring up "porn" just waaaaay too often ........ starten to worry about you ....... :iono:


humfrz

nextcar 09-08-2017 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2975183)
:slap: ........ you bring up "porn" just waaaaay too often ........ starten to worry about you ....... :iono:


humfrz

starting?

humfrz 09-08-2017 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nextcar (Post 2975197)
starting?

Well, I was cutting you some slack ....... since you're from SoCal .......:lol:


humfrz

ScoobsMcGee 09-08-2017 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2975183)
:slap: ........ you bring up "porn" just waaaaay too often ........ starten to worry about you ....... :iono:


humfrz

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Originally Posted by nextcar (Post 2975177)
The answer to all of the questions above: Porn.

Things I've had to explain to employees this week: http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/...53672ea3e2d0f1

It's been an interesting week.

Teseo 09-08-2017 05:03 PM

Love is when you hire a woman for "x" amount time to do nasty things for you

Jordanwolf 09-08-2017 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Teseo (Post 2975223)
Love is when you hire a woman for "x" amount time to do nasty things for you

Wrong answer. I ask again. "WHAT IS LOVE?"

Clipdat 09-08-2017 05:13 PM

Baby don't hurt me

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2975226)
Wrong answer. I ask again. "WHAT IS LOVE?"


ikuGANO 09-08-2017 06:00 PM

This thread has gone on auto pilot!

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Tcoat 09-08-2017 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat (Post 2975237)
Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more.

humfrz 09-08-2017 08:02 PM

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Things I've had to explain to employees this week: http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/...53672ea3e2d0f1

It's been an interesting week.

DAMN! ........ I'd better clean up my hard drive before it strikes the States ..... :eyebulge:


humfrz

x808drifter 09-08-2017 09:33 PM

I broke the window again....

Pbrown 09-09-2017 12:41 AM

the optimist would say.....
 
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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2975321)
DAMN! ........ I'd better clean up my hard drive before it strikes the States ..... :eyebulge:


humfrz



Experienced

humfrz 09-09-2017 01:24 AM

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Experienced

Actually, most of my collection is in hard copy ...... so, they can't hack into that ......:D


humfrz

Jordanwolf 09-12-2017 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2975439)
Actually, most of my collection is in hard copy ...... so, they can't hack into that ......:D


humfrz

PLEASE SAY NSFW LOL

Tcoat 09-12-2017 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2976985)
PLEASE SAY NSFW LOL

Simply consider everything here to be NSFW and you will be fine.


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Jordanwolf 09-12-2017 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2977011)
Simply consider everything here to be NSFW and you will be fine.


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I'm going to get fired.

Tcoat 09-12-2017 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2977015)
I'm going to get fired.

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humfrz 09-12-2017 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2977011)
Simply consider everything here to be NSFW and you will be fine.


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DAMN, TCoat ........ I looked at that picture of that little girl waaaaaay longer that I should have ....... :sigh:

:slap: me out of it ...... :bonk:


humfrz

Tcoat 09-12-2017 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2977035)
DAMN, TCoat ........ I looked at that picture of that little girl waaaaaay longer that I should have ....... :sigh:

:slap: me out of it ...... :bonk:


humfrz

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humfrz 09-12-2017 01:09 PM

:slap: .....THAT was no help ...... !!


humfrz

Pbrown 09-14-2017 12:12 PM

Thanks guys.
 
This is theee best subject matter we've covered to date on this forum. For some reason my neck hurts though.

Jordanwolf 09-14-2017 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pbrown (Post 2978391)
This is theee best subject matter we've covered to date on this forum. For some reason my neck hurts though.

The future of my career hurts every time I open this thread.

finch1750 09-14-2017 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2978396)
The future of my career hurts every time I open off topic.

FIFY

Tcoat 09-14-2017 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2978396)
The future of my career hurts every time I open this thread.

Don't know why.




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wireman957 09-14-2017 05:06 PM

LOL, @Tcoat, you're an evil, evil man. Nice job! :bow:

Slammillionaire 09-14-2017 05:10 PM

Wait till tcoat discovers reddit

Jordanwolf 09-14-2017 05:16 PM

oh my god. I don't think I can come back to this thread, I must abandon it

Jordanwolf 09-14-2017 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Slammillionaire (Post 2978582)
Wait till tcoat discovers reddit

He's probably already there. It's 4chan you have to worry about... if he ever went there, I don't think he would ever leave his computer

Tcoat 09-14-2017 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Slammillionaire (Post 2978582)
Wait till tcoat discovers reddit

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Originally Posted by Jordanwolf (Post 2978588)
He's probably already there. It's 4chan you have to worry about... if he ever went there, I don't think he would ever leave his computer

I have looked into both. They do not amuse me. There is no shock value left in either. Although I suppose I could go to 4chan and post nothing but car pictures and technical data.

Slammillionaire 09-14-2017 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2978591)
I have looked into both. They do not amuse me. There is no shock value left in either. Although I suppose I could go to 4chan and post nothing but car pictures and technical data.

Agreed. 4chan was great 2003-2008 but now it's just a collection of the worlds most pathetic basement dwellers. I do appreciate the added layer of organization on reddit tho.

EDIT for clarity: 4chan has always been a collection of pathetic basement dwellers but all the times ive tried to go on since then, I was thoroughly dissapointed

Jordanwolf 09-15-2017 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Slammillionaire (Post 2978593)
Agreed. 4chan was great 2003-2008 but now it's just a collection of the worlds most pathetic basement dwellers. I do appreciate the added layer of organization on reddit tho.

EDIT for clarity: 4chan has always been a collection of pathetic basement dwellers but all the times ive tried to go on since then, I was thoroughly dissapointed

I think 4chan is where I discovered hentai, it is also the place I discovered women at the bold ripe age of 13

Edit: I lied, I discovered women on google images back when I was like 7-8, I typed "boobs"


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