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07-03-2012 08:11 PM |
Did that really just happen?
So im driving home from a long as project from work which had me just about to tear my hair out. Luckily I got it all taken care of so I got my happy ass out of there and ventured forth towards the highway aka dallas destruction derby championship finals. Now I dont know about you guys, but until I start having my own track and slalom days I dont race cars. I may drive fast but I dont race them. Sometimes I'll speed up to catch a nice car or follow a faster driver, but I by no means race. Racing is to the track just as sex is to the bedroom... most of the time (Depending on age, circumstances vary). With that being said, Im heading down the highway after sitting in some not so bad traffic doing around 75-80. Im just cruising along and all of a sudden I look up and I got some asshole really riding my car and behind him was another asshole riding his car (Company van mind you). Now in texas this is all too common, especially with truck drivers. But only truck drivers. Everyone else gets a friendly brake check followed by a nice laughter and thumbs up as they drive by yelling inaudible slurs:wub: (Gets em everytime:popcorn:)
Anyways, so I see this guy and thinking to myself holy shit if I hit some traffic up the road and I so much as even graze my brakes I'll be claiming insurance:cry:. All of a sudden he veers off to the right of my car in the rear view( im in the far left lane) but a truck is moseying (Ive never had to spell that word before... had to google it:slap:) about so he swerves BACK into my lane even closer! Thought for sure he was gonna clip my car. I speed up just a little more so I can get over to the right and he can pass me. I get over doing about 75 and this Caucasian "Bro" pulls up next to the left of me in some 90's infiniti wearing oakley shades and his hat backwards lmao. It looked like he mouthed the words "come on" and he takes off hahaha! I couldnt stop laughing, he was leaning over to the right like he drives standard when clearly it was an auto. I follow him a bit just to see if he was serious lol (still doing 75) Pull up to the left of him and laugh and he just mouthed the words "no" and exited the highway along with the company van right behind him lol:thumbdown:
I didnt get it, I was speechless. The remainder of the ride home I was seriously talking to myself asking if that really happened. I'm driving a damn corolla I get mileage not horsies:lol:
So thats my story. TLDR? See sig. Ikr. Idc. Csb.
Short version: Ricing... it strokes the ego.
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