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03-12-2016 06:14 PM |
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Originally Posted by extrashaky
(Post 2578675)
If you're talking about the area for the cupholders, that's filled up with my emergency knife (with a seat belt cutter and window smasher), the original antenna for my car, my original flasher relay, a stash of antacids, a stash of Ibuprofen, spare toll change (in the useless rear cup holder), pens, a telescoping back scratcher (road warrior tool) and a bottle of capsaicin nose spray that works equally well for clearing sinuses and waking me the fuck up when I start to doze because HOLY SHIT THAT BURNS.
No room for trash there. If it fits there, I laugh at your tiny trash accumulation and know that you are no road warrior.
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You know what's funny? I don't have a comeback because it's legit.
Except for the dozing part. Extra, from my many days of driving 13+ hours at a time. If you sleepy, mofo, pull over and take dat nap.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq1Y-7ydm4"]Sleepy Cabbie - YouTube[/ame]
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