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Sex in the car
Has anyone found a comfortable position to have sex in your car?
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Odd question, but okay. I guess you could put it in the tail pipe, just make sure its had time to cool off, though I guess that's outside of the car.
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I thought this car gets more dudes than girls.
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Yeah, it's called rent a hotel room if you don't want your mom to know you're banging broads in her house instead of the car that she bought for you.
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If you are very short in stature and considerably endowed, you could sit normally in the rear seat and have her (her?) ride on top facing forward.
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And there you have it. The main reason for off-the-lot depreciation.
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Are you a contortionist? If so, then just fold the back seats down.
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5 posts in and asking this kind of question... let us get to know you a little first. I hope you're not this abrupt in your love life as well :/
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Tell me something, do you also never stick the Q-Tip in your ear canal, either? :D |
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In b4 lock.
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