@Andrew025

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Well guys I got pulled over again....

Cop "hey how are you doing tonight"
Me "I am doing good how are you?"
Cop "good thanks. Took off a little quick back there eh?"
Me "yeah I was just having a little fun"
Cop "yeah I have to expect you to be a kid sometimes. So you headed home"
Me "yeah I just live like 2 minutes up the road"
Cop "okay, take care" and starts to walk back to his truck then says "nice car BTW"
Me "thanks, you take care too"

That was it. No license or registration or anything. He just let me go after a 30 second conversation.

As a bonus one of the guys I passed earlier stopped and laughed before the cop came to my car, then a minute later I saw him turning around and he gave me the weirdest WTF look as I drove by :lol:

You are proud of this in some way?


I can't even make a joke as none of this is even remotely funny.
I speed and 20 or 30 over is fairly normal for me but that shit kills people!
Come on dude you are smarter then that.

20-30km is like...5 mph...

Holy crap and you are going to be an engineer? Check your math dude!

I have the word "engineer" in my job title, but I don't do anything it says.

All I do is just wait for shit to happen. Title should be "sit on ass and hope nothing breaks...guy"

(I have no imagination)

This was on one of my favourite T-shirts...

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When I was like 18 my first time into Canada I was barely over the border doing 100mph in a 100km zone...

"You come to our country to speed on our roads?"

"Nah yo sign said 100 I'm doing 100."

"Have you ever been to Canada before?"

"No."

"Do you know what kilometers are?"

"No."

"Do you have km on your speedo?"

"No."

"OK well 100 is like 60."

"Oh sorry."

"Have a nice day."

I <3 Canada.

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In my experience... A lot of titles don't mean much.

Hell, call me "janitor". I'll don't mind as long as I get paid for my work.

Anyhoo, been on this conference call for almost 5 hours now. Awaiting the green light on replacing 2 IP addresses on these network load balancers.

I want to kill myself right now.

And I'm just sitting here chilling.
4 more hours to go...

Fuck it. Set em both to 127.0.0.1 and roll.

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My personal favorite is the 169.254.xxx.xxx

He... hehehehehehehehehe



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Seriously.. still on this stupid call.