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Ravine 09-22-2012 09:25 PM

How to have sex in the 86
 
Short answer - You can't. It's impossible.

Long answer.

1. The back seat of the car area is waaaaay too small. Even when you tilt and push the front seats completely forward, there is almost no leg room. The rear also has an extremely low roof, couple with the lack of leg room, mouth service is impossible.

2. The middle armrest thingy is a killer because if that were not there, then the back seat might be okay but uncomfortable but because of that, you cannot lie down across and you cannot cuddle.

3. With the seats folded down, you might think "Hey! There you go! It's flat like a bed!". No. I have a feeling that if you were on that flat back seat, you would snap it in half. It folds down onto the arm rest as it's only support so it's effectively like a see saw. Just hope you're good at balancing of that thing is going to topple. Also with the back seat down, it increases the height of the back yet again so you cannot sit upright. And don't bother with the legs going through into the boot. It's not long enough even for a guy like me.

4. Now you might be thinking "Well! What about the front seat? That's where me and the missus used to do it in the old *insert X*". Not in this baby, oh no. The problem I've found is that the side bolsters are too tight. They're great support for driving but possibly too much support for...you know what. Also front seat sex is possibly the least comfortable way you can have sex in a car.

SO.

In conclusion.

The 86 is a chastity belt.

What about you

HAVE YOU MANAGED TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!?!?

travace 09-22-2012 10:00 PM

quick tip.... carefull if you wear a belt buckle but the hood is your friend:scared0016:

Yruyur 09-22-2012 10:16 PM

That aluminum hood may cave.

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travace 09-22-2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yruyur (Post 455161)
That aluminum hood may cave.

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sounds like a personal problem to me :D

Re~Mix 09-22-2012 10:26 PM

It doesn't take too much imagination to know the passenger seat would work fine.

Sutty 09-22-2012 10:31 PM

Self Love is still love, does this count?
And no I've not tried it!!!

chulooz 09-22-2012 10:31 PM

A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

Ravine 09-22-2012 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chulooz (Post 455192)
A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

Road head. I like the way you think.

DaJo 09-22-2012 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chulooz (Post 455192)
A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

How does that keep it clean? XD

chulooz 09-22-2012 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaJoian (Post 455200)
How does that keep it clean? XD

If done right it should be like an M&M... melt in the mouth, not in the hand. :party0030:

Good luck gents

BRAWL 09-22-2012 11:45 PM

Passenger seat of my 300zx was no drama, but at 6'6" I am going to struggle ;)

CSSM 09-22-2012 11:47 PM

This car is all about the HJs

000 Racing 09-23-2012 12:10 AM

The car is so sexy that it will get them in.. you need to have sex when your out of it !! Oh and the alloy bonnet is far to expensive to try it on .. lol

jflogerzi 09-23-2012 12:14 AM

Sir I will take your challenge on. The G/F has been asking when are going to break in the new car!


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