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FR-S2GT86 03-24-2021 02:17 PM
Words of Wisdom
 
In quotation marks, post any words of wisdom that you wish to enlighten us all with. I'll start:

"If you ever decide to produce and publish your own self-made amateur porn, please.......CLEAN YOUR ROOM FIRST!!"

Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

p1l0t 03-24-2021 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FR-S2GT86 (Post 3416371)
In quotation marks, post any words of wisdom that you wish to enlighten us all with. I'll start:



"If you ever decide to produce and publish your own self-made amateur porn, please.......CLEAN YOUR ROOM FIRST!!"



Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
Last time I cleaned the room she got paranoid and found the nanny cam..

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Tcoat 03-24-2021 02:23 PM
Sorry

Dadhawk 03-24-2021 02:43 PM
"Never refuse free cigarettes, you can always sell them later"

humfrz 03-24-2021 03:34 PM
"Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway."

spike021 03-24-2021 03:41 PM
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

Dadhawk 03-24-2021 03:45 PM
"No single drop of rain believes it is responsible for the flood"

JD001 03-24-2021 03:46 PM
"Lift the seatie when you tinkle, put it back down when finished and always wash your hands"

scuzzy 03-24-2021 03:47 PM
"Always" . . . no, wait . . . "Never" . . . I forget.

NoHaveMSG 03-24-2021 04:00 PM
“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”


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Ultramaroon 03-24-2021 04:05 PM
"Never ruin a joke with an apology."

sorry... jk

p1l0t 03-24-2021 04:36 PM
"Never bring a knife to a gun fight and never bring a gun to a sword fight."

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FR-S2GT86 03-24-2021 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spike021 (Post 3416409)
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

And on that subject:

"If it's yellow, let it mello. If it's brown, flush it down......unless it's been yellow for so long that it's starting to turn brown, then just flush the damn thing."

FR-S2GT86 03-24-2021 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 3416426)
"Never ruin a joke with an apology."

sorry... jk

"Never ruin an apology with a joke."


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