Thread trolling 101
 

Hey guys, I'm interested in how to properly troll because I have no life. I want to tell people that their mustang's aren't really fast and are unbalanced, that their cars a pos time bomb because they bought it with forced induction etc. Oh and maybe start another header thread when I've never done any mods to my car. Any thoughts other than I'm an asshole? Lol

Automatics suck

The brakes are rubbish because I need to look to check

STI = sexually transmitted infection

TRD = reTaRD

Your opinion is invalid and wrong

Oil changes at 20k because the oil needs to break in.
My car weighs 2000 lbs and beats corvettes.
Improved the 0-60 time in my auto with a kn panel filter and a floor jack under the differential

Just installed header and overpipe. Results are underwhelming. I didn't use gaskets. Could that be the problem?

My car makes 221whp but I can't find the dyno sheet to back up my claims.

:slap: - do a search - there are thousands of examples here on this forum - SMH


humfrz

I have $600, what is the cheapest way to get 350hp?

Just got oft. Which tune should I use?

Which header is best?

I switched from mph to kph on dash. Why is my car so much quicker now?

If you want more power, swap in an EJ257

YES! These cars were meant to be modified!

The engineers designed it like that for a reason

The accountants designed it like that for a reason

My catback gave me 10hp

My muffler delete gave me 15hp

You need a oil cooler

No you don't need to do any real research, just ask a stranger on the internets and then just buy the one with the best marketing strategy

The place that sells it says it's awesome

What do you know, real experience means nothing

Don't let sound engineering principles get in the way of opinions and/or marketing strategies

Honestly