Summary of the manual
 

Can anybody give me a summary of the manual BOOK for the FR-S
Cant be assed reading it all.

Thank you.
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It's cow poop. What else is there to say?

Isn't the dealer supposed to take you through it when you buy the car?

The dealer only goes through the basics, have you seen the manual its more than what a dealer can take you through.

Are you kidding?

Okay, here goes:

1. Leave the traction control on, or
2. Turn it off and try not to crash.

--Dan
Mach V

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Yes, I've seen the manual. I've had to reference some things in it, so like a responsible car owner, I went through the manual and found what I needed without asking the Internet to do the grunt work for me.

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wow that's pure laziness just read the thing

Go away.

I'm still not sure if you're just a very good troll or if your threads are legit. I don't know which is worse.

Do not feed the troll

Eh he isn't that great of a troll.

I vote for troll, most of his threads seem to lack basic common sense or logic

Do you forget to breathe ever now and then?

Your response lacks everything about offering a summary of the manual

We don't believe it would be possible to dumb it down enough for you. If you can't page through the thing in a few trips to the shitter, perhaps you should not be let out unsupervised.

we were all required to read the book before driving the car. sorry bro.

The shitter is a good time to read

Well I guess this forum will lack that guy with the summary of the manual with what do those guys usually have when they come out with a guide? over 100 thanks and all that. Yup yup.

Get this stupid fuck out of here. Complete waste of time.

Just dont go to the dealership, with that in mind will keep the car reliable

Feels like an idiot who really does want a summary, but would rather play it off as a troll to not look stupid.

Every time I see a Squad Rogue thread, I die a little bit inside.

Here's a summary. It's a good book, lots of interesting things in it. Some that actually might keep you from doing something stupid and hurting yourself.

There isn't any coles notes for it. Go read it

This sums up the entire manual,

Do not let your guard down. BRZ/ Fr-s is very hungry.
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Do not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the BRZ FR-s.
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Don't be a chick and hang cute shit all over BRZ/FR-s
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Do not Tow Horses with BRZ/FR-s
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You have given me a summary of what a manual book is, but you have not given me the summary of the FR-S manual inside the book.

And if nobody gives me the summary then just don't bother responding?

Summary of FR-S/BRZ owners manual: It covers the various features of the car.

How are you able to post in threads here if you are unable to read the manual? You know it's not in cursive, right?

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Did you know the car would cost 5278.74 bucks less without the manual?

THAT is some outside the bun thinking by the OP. If one were to summarize the summary of the outside of the book with the same from the inside of the book, that would be like crossing the streams.....

Forget the manual. Give me the keys and title. I'll take care of the car for you.

OP, just read it while practicing your drifting on a busy public road.

Don't tell him to do that! He'll ruin a perfectly good car!

I vote ban

I second this! Someone start a petition on change.org :lol:

Wow, this community is just getting depressing. Maybe the guy really can't handle reading the entire manual?

Anyway, OP, I got you.
Section 1: Controls and components
- Donate your car to charity.

Section 2: Dashboard lights and various sounds
- Donate your car to charity.

Section 3: Maintenance and fluid values
- Donate your car to charity.

Index
- Seriously, please stay off the road. Wear a helmet at all times. Avoid puddles and similar bodies of water deeper than 2 inches.

Ok Squady I have given you the benefit of the doubt too long and have finely fallen off the fence firmly on the side of troll!
You went to far this time to be anything but!
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I'm trying to figure you out, SquadRouge.
You can't really be expecting anyone here to read the manual for you, so why are you really doing this?
Are you just terribly lonely, or what is it?