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pushrod 12-02-2014 08:35 PM

Story
 
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I'll start:

I went to

Dadhawk 12-02-2014 08:55 PM

a speed shop

Ultramaroon 12-02-2014 09:33 PM

looking for a

Captain Snooze 12-02-2014 09:40 PM

large capacity purple

bkblitzed 12-02-2014 09:42 PM

Big fucking dildo

Captain Snooze 12-02-2014 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkblitzed (Post 2042212)
big fucking dildo.

The salesman looked

Atropine 12-02-2014 10:04 PM

like Michael Jackson

Kiske 12-02-2014 10:09 PM

if he had

ZionsWrath 12-02-2014 10:10 PM

balls, but he

pushrod 12-02-2014 10:19 PM

only had milkshakes

Stang70Fastback 12-02-2014 10:44 PM

"This story sucks,"

Ultramaroon 12-02-2014 11:21 PM

said the disgruntled

Lycuspit 12-02-2014 11:23 PM

customer looking for

Ultramaroon 12-02-2014 11:35 PM

that dildo. "May

Captain Snooze 12-02-2014 11:42 PM

the force be

NWFRS 12-03-2014 12:09 AM

with your mom

ramiram1984 12-03-2014 12:59 AM

ma's hairy coochy

BRZ Stefan 12-03-2014 01:09 AM

looked like Chewbacca

Ultramaroon 12-03-2014 01:18 AM

. Just then a

cdrazic93 12-03-2014 01:24 AM

Fat hairy redneck

Captain Snooze 12-03-2014 01:39 AM

with two heads

cjm86 12-03-2014 02:35 AM

Really loves to

Captain Snooze 12-03-2014 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjm86 (Post 2042440)
really loves to

kiss himself although

pushrod 12-03-2014 08:08 AM

he can't reach

DanDubyah 12-03-2014 08:22 AM

his furry.........ass.

Lycuspit 12-03-2014 08:25 AM

Thinking he can

Dadhawk 12-03-2014 12:19 PM

compensate for his

tahdizzle 12-03-2014 12:20 PM

ultra lame cross-hilted

Tcoat 12-03-2014 12:26 PM

light saber he

Ultramaroon 12-03-2014 12:41 PM

left the shop.

Tcoat 12-03-2014 12:44 PM

Since no dildo

tahdizzle 12-03-2014 12:50 PM

could quench his

Dadhawk 12-03-2014 12:54 PM

wife's need for

Tcoat 12-03-2014 12:56 PM

greater torque numbers

Ultramaroon 12-03-2014 01:05 PM

he substituted a

pche 12-03-2014 01:14 PM

Giggidy giggidy goo

Tcoat 12-03-2014 01:21 PM

Quagmire interrupted suddenly

Ultramaroon 12-03-2014 01:25 PM

saying, "Wait, stop!"

Tcoat 12-03-2014 01:26 PM

"she needs the"

cdrazic93 12-03-2014 01:30 PM

Zipper tested because


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