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Story
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I'll start: I went to |
a speed shop
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looking for a
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large capacity purple
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Big fucking dildo
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Quote:
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like Michael Jackson
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if he had
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balls, but he
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only had milkshakes
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"This story sucks,"
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said the disgruntled
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customer looking for
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that dildo. "May
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the force be
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with your mom
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ma's hairy coochy
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looked like Chewbacca
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. Just then a
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Fat hairy redneck
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with two heads
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Really loves to
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Quote:
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he can't reach
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his furry.........ass.
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Thinking he can
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compensate for his
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ultra lame cross-hilted
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light saber he
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left the shop.
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Since no dildo
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could quench his
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wife's need for
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greater torque numbers
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he substituted a
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Giggidy giggidy goo
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Quagmire interrupted suddenly
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saying, "Wait, stop!"
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"she needs the"
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Zipper tested because
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