If you ________, you might be an FR-S/BRZ owner.
 

I'll start.

If you're stopped at a red light with the windows down at night and can't tell if the noises you are hearing are actual crickets or your car, you might be an FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you always get asked "is that the turbo version?", you might be an FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you use your back seat for storage because no human being can possibly fit back there, you might be an FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you drive a BRZ, you might be a BRZ owner.

If you think 200whp is fast, you might be a BRZ owner.

If your interior rattles like a bitch, you might drive a twin.

If your door gets kicked alot, you might drive a twin.

If your rear view mirror fell off, you might drive a twin.

If your taillights have condensation even after getting replaced twice, you might drive a twin.

and so on, and so forth.

If people ask if your car was co-designed by BMW and Porsche, you might drive a twin

...Happened to me once at a show lol

Nick C.

If the car is quieter with the windows rolled down.. Then you know
You drive a twin.

If you start playing "what's that noise" in traffic.. Then you must be driving a twin.

If you've arrived and are now looking forward to the drive back...
Then you drive a twin..

If you prefer a mountain pass over the 1/4 mile you might drive an Frs/Brz

If your knees are sore after a 15 minute drive, you might drive a twin.

if you take the long way home then you might be an FR-S owner.

If you constantly have people say "Wow! That's a nice car! What is it? Is it fast?" you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.

If you hear crickets day and night, you might be a BRZ/FR-S owner.

If you get asked "Is that the car that got compared to just about every other RWD sports car on the planet?", you might be an FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you wake up to a puddle of water on your passenger side floor because the auto up on your window didn't work you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.

If you lost a race to a soccer mom in her Caravan, you might be a FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you drive because you love driving, you might be an twin owner.

If you think HP is only a number, you might be a twin owner.

If you think the chasis is more important than the engine, you might be an twin owner.

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If your idea of crickets is something other than insects, you might drive an 86.

if you click refresh every 10 seconds on ft86club.com then you might drive a twin

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If your automatic drops rpm's like a bitch every time you hit 4th gear at normal throttle pressure you might drive a twin


If you drive by a series of glass buildings and start watching your cars reflection more than the road, you might drive a twin


If your disappointed you got less than 25mpg on a tank in your sports car, you might be driving a twin


If you get mad at your fiancé every time she wants to drive, you might be driving a twin

If you're a human, you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.

If you constantly disappoint people who ask, "how fast is it", you might own a twin.

If it makes your day when you wave to a passing twin and they wave back, you might own a twin.

If you get butt hurt and think "psh, prolly just bought it cause it looks cool" when the passing twin doesn't wave back, you might own a twin.

If you give 10% gas from a stop on a right turn going through a wet gutter causing the rear of your car to kick out 1-2 inches before the TC catches you, and THAT gets you gitty, you might drive a twin.

If you begin a strict diet, not for health or to look good, but to reduce weight in your car, you might drive a twin.

If your girlfriend gets pissed because on your way to dinner there was a really nice set of curves that cause you to flip a u-turn a couple of times so that you can "try it again", you might own a twin.

If you've been saving up $5,000 to purchase an insulin pump (a medical device necessary for the proper control of type one diabetes), but you suddenly find yourself wanting to spend the money on wheels/tires, cat-back, intake, short shifter, master cylinder brace, strut tower brace, urethane EVERYTHING bushings, TRD door latches, TRD sound tube, tranny fluid, suspension, rear diffuser, painted tail lights, and a detail so that everything shines after all of that is done.... you might own a twin.

Ok, that might have gotten personal to me at the end there but you get the idea :P

Love this one for some reason :bellyroll:

If you find yourself often revving to high RPM's to get the most out of your car, you might drive a twin.

If you've seen this same topic be made 86 times, you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.



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If you drive with TC off, you might drive a twin.

If you bought your car because you love driving, you might drive a twin.

If you grin like an idiot while carving out curvy roads, you might drive a twin.

If someone asks if your car is a Maserati, you might drive a twin.

If you get to your destination and don't want to get out of your car, you might drive a twin.

If you race a soccer mom in her Caravan, you shouldn't be driving an 86. :D

If you deliberately make your hour commute an hour and twenty by taking the twisty back roads you might drive a twin.


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if you finished last in a drag race while crossing the finish line sideways and smiling, you might drive a twin.

Oh my gosh, you know what? I'm so sorry! It must be hard to hide behind your computer and watch a thread develop where people are just having fun and goofing around.

I got one.

If you go on ft86club and tell someone to search for another thread or say something that the thread is similar to another, you might be an angry FR-S/BRZ owner.

If you get dizzy and throw up from looking into your rear view mirror , you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.

I didn't ask anyone to search, jokes on you.

Maybe I was being completely serious and not trolling.

If you've asked about the cricket fix than your an fr-s owner

If you look back at your car about ten times while walking away, you might drive a twin

Oh gosh, I am a victim of always doing this.

Did it a couple times today after a fresh wash lol :)

Only 3 posts and this is gold. Well done, sir.

If you're purposely fish-tailing on the street on a snowy day, you might drive an fr-s.

If your car gets more compliments than you, you might drive a frs/brz.

Haha thanks! I just got my car 2 weeks ago and I love it!!

If you just want to rip out your third brake light and smash it on the ground, you might drive an fr-s.

If you head back to the garage to make sure you closed the doors / turned off the lights / closed the trunk / locked the car /pulled the e-brake / left it in gear even though you're 99.9% sure it is...you might own a twin.

If you make a post bashing the other twin you might be an FRS/BRZ owner.