Boring stock BRZ - Don't even bother
 

This is my BRZ. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My BRZ is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My BRZ, without me, is useless. Without my BRZ, I am useless. I must drive my BRZ truly. I must drive more sideways than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must drive harder than him before he out drives me.
My BRZ and I know that what counts in this war is not the tires we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make (well sort of). We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My BRZ is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its engine. I will keep my BRZ clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My BRZ and I are the defenders of the industry. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but traction!

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Grammar is not bad, drug's not drug, m'kay?

Soldier on crack.

Drugs, not Drug's(Drug-is), m'kay?

Full metal jacket

S.W.E.D.

So many people did not get the reference.

I got it. It could use a little polishing but otherwise a noble effort ;)

Keep it stock dude, the best upgrade to any car is the nut behind the wheel, no amount of money can compensate for a shitty nut.

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I think this forum's age just showed, lol. FMJ reference and it went over several heads

Lol i laughed.

Don't hit things with your car, hits are bad.

Funny that the movie was on TV over the weekend.