QUOTES THREAD
 

Or did you have something else in mind?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

NO SQEE ZEEE ING THA JUU UUICE

I'll be back.

Don't think, feel~

Negative ghostrider, pattern is full.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!


EVERYBODY STRAP IN! We 'bout to open some freakin' windows.

I only race for pink slips.

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" :D

"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake "

"2 JZ NO shitt! Dom, about ten grand, some over-night parts from Japan, and this will decimate all... "

a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?

Really? I didn't know pizza places made engines.

*heavy texas accent*

"My ride"

2 of my favorite quotes

I am too positive to be doubtful. Too optimistic to be fearful. And too determined to be defeated.

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

YEA!

Oh and this line is from a movie...

"OOoOooo~~ Your balls are so smooth!"

Brownie points if you know what movie that's from. LOL

"Your so ugly you could be modern art masterpiece"

"Well f**k my ozone"

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.

Some motherf***er's always trying to ice skate up hill

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I know what it is, but I cheated :D I'll let someone else play for the points.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

I know I've heard that before but I forgot where. Got clues? :help:


Multiple quotes in this one...
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"WHO THE F__K DRINKS SHASTA COLA!!" - my father

Zoolander: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Mugatu: "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

Hansel: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan."
Zoolander: "I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much."

Zoolander is one of those movies that I find it underrated.

FT86club: Does the FR-S have push start
.....best quote ever.

or

"you mean to tell me it was one guy with six guns? and he was a senior friggen citizen?"

Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax.

Simplify, then add lightness.

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death…

Sex is like a MATH
ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
& you pray that you won't MULTIPLY

Girl, you must be GOOGLE.



...cuz you've got everything I've been searching for.:eyebulge:

"The day I got my license is the day I got my first speeding ticket. Day after that I won my first race, I beat this rich kid by three lengths.I've gotta admit, it felt good! It felt like..."
"Like everything else just disappears..."
"No past and no future..."
"No problems. Just the moment..."

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. " - V

"If there's such a thing as a goddess of victory, you must have had something tonight that moved her."
-Tomoyuki Tachi-

"I'm on my period!! >:L"

"I have a dream"

Ty MLK.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

-MLK

Best quote eva...:lol:

"it's almost time to collect hong pao(red pockets)."