Have you ever heard of dang blinker?
 

Unbelievable. On the phone, no blinker, cut me off... and then you try and say it was my fault for speeding.

https://cs.copart.com/v1/AUTH_svc.pd...8bdc529d5d.JPG

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Well that isn't pretty. Straight on rear ender? You charged?

Isn't CT a no fault state? Could be good or bad. Terrible regardless, I can't tell if the passenger airbag went off. If it was just yours, there's a good chance insurance will pay to repair it. if both went off, I'm willing to bet it'll get totaled out.

Looks like you hit their rear corner :( are you ok?

Oh I forgot the touchy feely stuff!


You OK?


OK back to the car.

I'm fine, just spilled my coffee.

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Sorry to hear about your car. Hope you are ok. Hopefully you have a dash cam or someone cared enough to stop.

Here's some ancient Vulcan wisdom to cheer you up: May your recovery be complete and their neck pain severe and prolonged.

Ok I may have made that up...

See like I'm doing just fine then HNNNNG

[youtube]https://youtu.be/__4iLeIM218[/youtube]

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DETAILS MAN WE NEED DETAILS!
Cream and sugar? Black?

Just whole milk. No sugar. It was hot now my balls are burnt and my jeans are ruined. Can 409 get coffee stains off denim?

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It will just wash out.
Or if not you could cut that section out and go crotchless.

That car should be totalled regardless. I ignore a lot that look like that on salvage sites. Too much damage for our home garage to deal with.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...7442904386.jpg

I was thinking of doing similar for the car too. Since all the panels are destroyed. Instead of expensive repairs on cheap lightweight sheet metal just put a full cage and make it open wheel.

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OH sure you say that now. Two weeks from now we will read "Got project 6. A blue BRZ"

I fully support this option.

My wife rear ended someone and it looked identical to this, insurance paid a repair facility to fix it. Car drives straight, looks straight, and only cost us the $500 deductible. Better than getting a new car :iono:. Hard to tell without seeing if the frame is seriously twisted

My guess is about 8-9k by a professional shop unless the engine took a hit. Not sure what it's valued at, but might be fixable.

Does it still run?

DAMN! That's too bad - :(

I watched your video twice - which vehicle pulled in front of you - ??


humfrz

Not a video of this crash. Youtube says uploaded in March 2016.

I don't know, I don't even know what day it is...

Oh wait, yes I do, it's

https://www.history.com/.image/t_sha...ools-day-2.jpg

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:slap::slap:



humfrz

Ahhhh shit. :bonk:

https://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90987

:clap:

My BRZ cost me $2,400 to repair - including paint. Insurance totaled it.

Airbag liability + several thousand for a shop to repair this.. I just don't see them doing so.

The OPs car appears to have two bags blown which means just on the SRS side insurance will replace:
Drivers front airbag
Passenger side airbag
Dashboard
Both front seatbelts
Airbag module
Clockspring
Passenger airbag wiring harness (couldn't find this PN)
Front impact sensors (body shops tend to replace these anyways)

For a shop that's $2,615.53 at discounted prices, not including labor.

Oh plus the windshield, another ~350+

It needs both headlights, even used that's $600+. For a nice pair probably closer to 800+.. again used.

Fenders are cheapish at 175 or whatever, hood is expensive at 500-600, bumper cover is ~300 for the parts, going to need a radiator, condenser, t bar, hood release, both fender supports, both outer core supports, likely most of the intake, hit on the pass side might mean fuse box impact and potential wiring issues, coolant neck, possibly the main water pipe (we had one with a broken pipe with less damage than this and it's a PITA to get to - IM has to come off, etc.

I don't see any way that the insurance company won't total this out.

I guess now that it's no longer April Fools Day you can close this thread, delete it, or whatever you want.

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I vote to apply it to your PERMANENT record.

You fucker. I hate you.

So tempted to ban the OP until next April 1st.

Asshole, love your work...:D

LOL I figured it out as soon as you said you spilled your coffee and that was it. The crotchless jeans discussion should have clued people in.

Yeah I had a feeling you were awefully chill about the whole thing.. thanks for rolling with it though.

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Your response of "I'm fine" to my question was the give away. It was way out of character since normally you would have explained what happened.
A 10 second search gave the real story of the picture.


https://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90987


From that point forward I was just the Assistant Troll.

Yeah I didn't want to be too much of an apple (thanks autocorrect) so I tried to keep it light.

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Sort of surprised that nobody else clued in by our interaction. I mean really what kind of request for "details" on a crashed car involves cream or black coffee? Wolffbite was sort of heading in the right direction though.

I laughed so hard at Dave's response since there was a 15 part video on the resurrection of that car. He was right but some brave soul took it on anyway.

Haha @wolffbite knew way too much. Therefore I had to do the meanest thing and completely ignore him. :happyanim:

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http://www.canyonero.com/files/1554213311.jpg

Partout?

Not gonna lie... got completely suckered in by this one. I just thought you linked the wrong video! Did not even consider what day it was until a few posts later. :bonk:

Ha yeah I thought it was just a suggestion to rebuild. I only ever watched b is for builds second BRZ never the first. Doh!