The Over-Analysis Thread
 

I'll start the ball rolling with this one.

If "you are what you eat", does that make us all cannibals?

Does just licking count ......??

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humfrz

If it's Valentine's day why are all the celebrations for literally everybody/everything else not named Valentine?

What exactly is humfrz licking and can I have some?

Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why the majority of pizza's come in a square box but when you slice it become triangle?

Why the planet earth is called "earth" when 2/3 parts is water?

Who are they, and why do they do so many studies?

Are things on fire or is fire on things?

Is the cup half full, half empty or refillable?

If you smell fart isn't that just eating shit in a gaseous state?

If the left side of the brain controls the right hand, and the right side of the brain controls the left hand, are left handed people the only ones in their right mind?

If they didn't do studies would somebody need to study the lack of studies? Would there be studies based on the studies studies?

How much wood....

You all know the rest.

Enuf to get the kits through college and a bit left over for retirement would be nice.

I'll have to analyze this a bit more...

How many parts do you have to change to go from 'stock' to 'modified'?

Why is it called a woodchuck if it can't chuck wood?

3

Why is this ":mad0259:" called a "Smilie" if it's not smiling?

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

Again, 3

Owls don't lie.

Awesome! All takes is changing a shift knob, floor mats and valve stems to drive a modified car and be the hit of the car meet. :thumbup:

Why is anything with pineapple considered "hawaiian"?

How will the self driving vehicle impact car sex?

Do you use shampoo or real poo?

In a store, you are in trouble when you break something. In a car you are in trouble if you don't brake.

Jacking off = autoeroticism
Jacking off in a car = auto-autoeroticism
Jacking off in a self-driving car = auto-auto-autoeroticism.

And... It's streets are in some of the worst (look it up) repair in the entire USA.

Didn't have any idea. Never been.

Why women says they are fine but in reality is not true?

Why is it a Filet-o-Fish and not a McFish

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It's actually called the McFish in many locations across the pond such as the Netherlands. I believe McFish represents a different type of fish being used in the sandwich than pollock.

https://www.mcdonalds.nl/producten/happy-meal/mcfish

Then why do we call everything else here Mc Whatever? Pollack is still fish.

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What's so great about turning left? I'm guessing in G.B., or Japan, or Down Under, right turns are better.

Turn left is a must on NASCAR

How does one circumnavigate a flat Earth?

If the Earth is round, how do Australians not fall off?

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