Emptiness
 

I feel so empty with my car gone for a couple days at the shop.

That other car in your garage looks like it should fill in the void..... ??


humfrz

I know the void in you feel in life when your car is gone for prolonged periods of time.

What the Fuchs! Drive the Porsche!



He he...

Meh. Just showing off.

This. Humblebrag much?

Needs to fill a different void.

Agreed. How could a humble Porsche possibly compare to the masterpiece of motoring that the twins are.

With that title I thought this thread was headed in a different direction.


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_HkWsUdHUE/hqdefault.jpg

Mistress?:bonk:

feel better now?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/4233886/im...S-facebook.jpg

Now clear your clipboard!

I made sure to do that right after:lol:

Hey, did you ever figure out your clutch thing?

The 911 is a 40 year old car I've owned for 32 years. Nothing to brag about, and not worth much. Mechanically sound, but looks better from a distance (kinda like me, except for the mechanically sound part). I let the tags expire, so can't drive it now. I've had just as much fun with my twin, probably more.

This is the first time my twin has been at a sleepover, and till Thursday. Cannot wait to get it back.

How much you want for it?

I'll broker the deal .......make him an offer ..... :)


humfrz

Well, it's pretty old. Probably hard to get parts for it. $700

It's going to cost me more to fix than what it's worth... I'll do you a favor and give you $50 bucks.

See? I suck at this.

Oh, be serious .......this is a classic!

How in the hell, am I supposed to make any kind of broker fee, off of a $700 deal .........:rolleyes:


humfrz

WHAT! ...... we're talking about the CAR here, NOT just the drivers manual .......:popcorn:


humfrz

Wait, I have an idea. @jawn, can I pay you to negotiate for me? How would that work?

Yes, I can see that ...... that's why you need me as your buyers agent .......my services will be well worth my fee ..... :D


humfrz

What the heck is wrong with you ...... @jawn is your competition .....he/she is trying to low ball the deal ..... can't you see that!


humfrz

Wait, what? Augh! I'm confused.

Ok, how much should I offer?

Well, before I give out any advice, you will have to agree to my brokerage fee ..... ?? Do you agree .. ??


humfrz

Well, I trust you. What do you think? Should I agree to it?

Well, of course, my brokerage fee will be reasonable and depend upon whether or not the seller @Sapphireho, wants me to also represent him, if so, I will be acting as a dual agent.

If that's the case, you will only have to pay half of my fee ...... the seller would pay the other half. You would both split my expenses.

There will be a slight sir charge, if people like @jawn, keep messing with the negotiations by injecting low ball offers .... :rolleyes:

So, @Sapphireho , do you and @Ultramaroon agree ..??


humfrz - broker

I dunno. I still think I want @jawn as my agent.

Well, OK, I'll just represent the seller...... we will just add my fee to the selling price.......:D

BTW, are you sure you want to trust the likes of @jawn as your agent, in this important transaction ..... ??

I've seen her in some pretty dumb videos on the internet ...... :iono:


The humfrz brokerage house is closed for the night.

lol :clap::clap::clap:

That was fun.

Oh I lost track who was brokering for what with who there.
Pretty sure that by the end Hum was just pimping Jawn.

Well I'm sorry I missed the negotiations. Sorry, I need at least $850.

Sigh....

chump car