Guy jerked off to my car. Got it on video (not sharing vid)
 

Well, this is bizarre....I never would of thought this could happen here. I live in a complex apartment with an underground parking garage. Woke up to jizz all over my driver's side door handle. Guess what? I got it all on camera. Thank you dashcam!!! Already talked to management about this, they responded "the guy probably has a fetish for my car." What can I say, it does look good.

One thing that bugs me, why did he spray over the door handle? To me, this sort of action seems like he has a grudge against me. I don't even know the guy. That's fine though, the dude is scrawny as toothpick lol.

Advice? What should I do next? Police report has been filed. Confront the guy?

Not going to post the video. Believe me guys, I would love to post the videos...but I don't want to do anything rash.

Update: I was walking to my car tonight to go to the gym. I got to my car and saw him by his car writing an apology letter. We talked, he was super embarrassed and apologized, he was drunk when it happened (it happened Sunday night)...He clearly knows I have a dash cam (it's very easy to see the cam, its mounted on the front windshield underneath the rear view mirror), and he still walked in front of it to do his thing. He is married and does have kids, I've seen his kids. Still doesn't change the fact that my car was raped....Time to wash, clay, polish and wax.

What the hell lmao.
Tbh, I'd get the police involved. That's just overboard crazy. Not normal at all. He needs help.

And ... you need a new car :barf:

What's worse is I touched it too....Scraping it with my finger nail.

#totaled

pics or didnt happen

File a police report. That's vandalism, at least.

He must have watched that Christy Mack video.

So what are you getting next? Police report should have been filed long before this thread was made.

Why would you do that?!

It's a long story...just got the video from the dash recently...went to the station, they were closed. So I'm doing it online.

no pictures no video no truth

TMI

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He was probably just browsing this forum!

http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96641

Single best #totaled eva.

Please change the thread title. I have never even been to Madison, WI

Did you leave a McChicken inside?

Milk it: sexual harassment, vandalism, biological contaminant, intent to kill, intent to harm through biological specimen, public exposure, rape, and molestation of a minor.

Chicago Sunroof? ;)

Should have called in, an on duty officer will come to the scene regardless of the office being closed. The less you mess with it the better if charges are to be filed.

Where's your dashcam mounted that you can see out the driver's side?

Not me ...... I prefer the gas filler tube, not the door handle ....... :scared0016:



humfrz

While there are products to fully clean your car removing all remanents of this guy's DNA, you'll always know it's been on your door handle. This would bug me to no end.

BTW, what did you use to wash your own hands? Hope you didn't touch your face or something afterwards. :(

Now, @mengmoua ........ seriously, are you pulling our leg ..??

:iono:


humfrz

Yes.

Ask for STD test

You are now leaving Madison Wi. Please come again.

A ticket to internet stardom! Get it up on Youtube and make some money from it.

You scraped at it with your fingernail?


http://i.gifntext.com/38598-hell-naw...ell-to-tha.gif

Yes I did, i was wondering what it was, as it dried up overnight.

Front windshield, underneath the rear view mirror but you can clearly see the guy wanking as he's walking around.

Update: I was walking to my car tonight to go to the gym. I got to my car and saw him by his car writing an apology letter. We talked, he was super embarrassed and apologized, he was drunk when it happened (it happened Sunday night)...He clearly knows I have a dash cam (it's very easy to see the cam, its mounted on the front windshield underneath the rear view mirror), and he still walked in front of it to do his thing. He is married and does have kids, I've seen his kids. Still doesn't change the fact that my car was raped....Time to wash, clay, polish and wax.

No, I'm not pulling anyone's leg. I'm 100% serious.

Exhaust tip when the car is on.

Though that will most likely cause some severe burns. Like they say, no pain, no gain!

This is uncharted territory here. Maybe leave it on there and see if it protects as it shines.
This could be the next new great car care product and we all had a lifetime supply of it this whole time!

Well, we have been telling women it's good for their skin for years...

Memgmoua:


Does HIS car turn YOU on ???

Just and idea...

I agree. If you put this video on youtube and the general media gets hold of the story, the video could get hundreds of thousands of views very easily. They might be asking you for personal interviews.

:barf:Gross! IMHO you should take it to a detail shop and get that shit off your car. Pay a professional to do it. I wouldn't be surprised if that crap ate through your clear coat by now. Oy! I don't think I could keep my car if someone did that. Hoping the sick dude gets some help. I'd hate to think what he does in front of his children.