i HATE clickbait sites with a passion
 

shit like this popping up all the time of facebook

http://i.imgur.com/Y9KYOSz.jpg

like fuck off with your "what happens next will amaze you" bullshit.

i want to punch that piece of shit

fuck you




i'm hungry

My gf clicks on this shit all the time... I keep warning her they are gonna steal her credit card...

lmao, I used to tell my friends in highschool to do this if they were trying to talk to a girl and she didn't respond

"You won't believe what happened to me last night"

followed by

"sorry wrong number"

Click bait is powerful

Sorry bud.. but it's natural human instinct to be curious especially with stuff that ends that way and the advertising industry knows this tactic in order for you to click on stuff like that resulting in that company connecting revenue for that 1 click.

This very thread is click bait :bonk:

That would be true

no it's not. I tried to avoid it. I was gonna title it "you know what I hate?"

but instead I put the subject in the title to avoid being a piece of shit

We must go deeper!

Heh, i never fall for this kind of stuff......shit

I hate clickbait sites with a passion!

Click here to find out why!

that's different cause I didn't make you curious to click in here. I stated that I hate click bait websites

click bait links will always leave out the "important" part

what happens next will amaze you.....

top 10 pictures of food. number 3 is incredible.....

Your emphasis on "HATE" really piqued my interest :D

well fuck

my apologies. it's wearing off on me:(

Anything about hate really tickles my fancy. Absolutely love deep boiling uncontrollable rage inspiring hatred :)

yes like he had a great story to tell

I absolutely hate the double standards feminists have

It's too late, they have got a hold on you :sigh:
:respekt:

I fell for the trap. :bonk::cry:

YES!

Can we make this the HATE thread?

I hate bad customer service.

Hell yeah, let's do it.

I hate unreasonable people on the receiving end.

k. so waiting for coffee at McDonald's. stupid lady brought a coffee back and asked them to stir it. coffee lady had to get a new spoon cause the lady drank from it already. damn lady couldn't even stir it herself?????

Phrasing...?

Judging from the pics he went from straight to gay and back to straight. That is pretty amazing really.

This usually makes me spin into a 30 minute scrolling session followed by my gf saying pay attention to me

fucking LOLOLOLOLOL

There's a lot of shit on Facebook that I despise besides those clickbait articles. I hate articles with lies about celebrity deaths or virus hoaxes causing widespread panic among users.

Of course, there's also shit like:
"FACEBOOK WILL GIVE A DOLLAR FOR EVERY LIKE ON THIS POST"
"1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER"
"LIKE AND SHARE FOR CHANCE TO FREE BMW"

But possibly the worst thing about it is that people actually still buy into shit like this, and even justify it.

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(sarcasm incoming)

5) Forced Induction - Ask any driver and they will tell you more power is always better. Enthusiasts were shocked and disappointed to find only 200 HP under the hood but that aftermarket has completely changed the game with numerous turbocharger and supercharger kits!!!
4) New wheels and tires - Again, many enthusiasts were unhappy with the stock 215 width Prius tires, but thankfully a plethora of aftermarket wheel and tire combos will make your FR-S/BRZ a true monster at your local track!
3) New exhaust system - If you don't want to take the FI route, what better way to get more horsepower than to free up flow with a 3" exhaust system?
2) Cold air intakes - CAI's have been dyno-proven to draw cold air from the corners of your engine bay into your engine, producing up to 20 more horsepower!!

and finally:

1) Get a automatic - Modern day automatics can shift faster than humans can, and you have the added bonus of being able to keep both hands on the steering wheel at all times for maximum car control!

I hate click bait headlines too (and fallen victim to many myself)... but I guess it's not really anything new... you ever watch the evening news (or an ad for the evening news) and they lead off with some tantalizing hints of stories to come... "Is the water you drink at home safe for you and your family? We talked to local scientists and health safety experts and the results will surprise you... more tonight at 8PM." Then you watch it and the results are basically... unsurprising. :mad0260:

It goes way back further then even tv news and the internet!


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...806b98efd6.jpg

What I really hate
Going to masturbate
Got some porn to view
Wife pops in
Starts to spew

just have her join in?:iono:

so true lol.

and I HATE those obvious studies that require an "expert" to agree on.

Studies show that salads are a healthier choice than fried mars bars

lol

What?


Aw, sonofabitch!

I just don't click it in the first place. The best way to get rid of it is not to click and they will see the analytics and change their approach.