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Sex in the car
Has anyone found a comfortable position to have sex in your car?
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Odd question, but okay. I guess you could put it in the tail pipe, just make sure its had time to cool off, though I guess that's outside of the car.
Or use the shifter, if you're into that kind of thing. |
I thought this car gets more dudes than girls.
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Time to ask ur momz... yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh buddddy! OH SNAP! |
Yeah, it's called rent a hotel room if you don't want your mom to know you're banging broads in her house instead of the car that she bought for you.
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If you are very short in stature and considerably endowed, you could sit normally in the rear seat and have her (her?) ride on top facing forward.
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And there you have it. The main reason for off-the-lot depreciation.
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Are you a contortionist? If so, then just fold the back seats down.
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5 posts in and asking this kind of question... let us get to know you a little first. I hope you're not this abrupt in your love life as well :/
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Tell me something, do you also never stick the Q-Tip in your ear canal, either? :D |
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In b4 lock.
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How tall are you? how tall is she? How much do each of you weight?
Nobody can answer this question without more info to know where you can/can't fit |
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Man nobody has broken their car in??? Only reason I have not yet is cause I had back surgery a few weeks before I bought the car haha. Me and the wife break in all of our cars!
Some people here have some really boring sex lives if they are offended by the idea of car sex haha. |
You can but it is very uncomfortable.
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fold the back seats down and maybe it could be possible
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I think we need to push this topic to the NEXT LEVEL. :popcorn:
Let me start on this.........once upon a time ......I done it @ school parking lot ....... where have you guys done it? /cough /cough |
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In the back seat, if she is petite.
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I don't like hookers being in my car so I just lay a blanket on the ground. Gotta keep the inside clean !
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ahahahahaha
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Casino parking lot after a Boston concert.
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I would like to place this post here to last forever once this thread is locked
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What is this "sex" you talk about ?
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Outside of road head on trips, who has sex in their car once they are an adult? Really don't get it as there are much better places to bang. |
...sigh
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Haha I do but it's secret ;)
Yes I'll give you the rice noodle😘 |
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Haha
Yes I'll give you the rice noodle😘 |
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If the 86 is a-rockin'....
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I came in to this thread with some serious curiosity, is that so wrong? :\
The most I've had in the car is oral. Anything else just seems too impossible. Heart sank one time when I heard "too bad you dont have a real back seat." Anyway, thread reminded me of this article: http://jalopnik.com/5971422/how-to-h...ny-kind-of-car |
"sex" by yourself ≠ sex
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