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09-20-2016 04:48 PM |
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Originally Posted by wbradley
(Post 2757331)
the landlords daughter and baking soda.....?
Personally, I'd have wanted to be stationed in Japan as far as the women part. I'll take petite brunettes over tall blondes any day (I am only 5'7"). Why did I discover my attraction to Asian women AFTER I was married?
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Baking soda ...... yep, my first (now ex) wife was going to bake something and she couldn't figure out how to find baking soda at the corner German store, so we went over to the neighbor's (landlords house) to ask how you say "baking soda" in German. One of their young, rather well endowed, daughters came to the door.
She had on no bra (not unusual) and a shirt that was totally unbuttoned (not unusual for her) and that was OK, until she raised her arm and rested her elbow up on the door frame ........ between the sight of all that arm pit hair and her perfectly shaped, full, supple, breast jutting straight out ...... I finally pulled myself together enough to remember how you say "baking soda" in German. Then my wife whisked me away.......:sigh:
As far as Asian women, they didn't have many of them down in Ohio farm country, so I didn't discover them till I moved to California, AFTER I was married ...... to the first wife.
Sometimes, I was not a good buy ....... :slap:
Time fer ma nap ........ZZZZZZZ
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