:clap::clap::clap:

Yep, when you're in an MG and have limited time after work, ya kinda have to "take turns" .......:D

humfrz - needs to shut the hell up ........:sigh:

LOL!!

Hope you were the first and not last person on that train. Things probably got really messy.

No - no - no - you don't get the "taking turns". First, she "takes a turn" and you keep watch (till the very end at least), then you take a turn and she keeps watch (till the very end). Got it .. ??

Now, soulreapersteve ...... test question: how do you decide who goes first ...??


humfrz

OHH I see...

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but what if he has to become a registered sex offender and loses his wife and kids, then the kids grow up with father issues?

This story doesn't make sense and everyone knows it. @mengmoua, your story doesn't pass the smell test, so help us out. Would you be willing to post a redacted copy of the police report? How about a single frame of the dash cam video?

Dash cams that run all night? A married man with children out jerking off on an unknown stranger's car door handle...on a Sunday night...in Madison, Wisconsin? Oh, and you had no choice but to scrape at it with your fingernail! Come on, man - come clean!

Had something happen to a ducati motorcycle I borrowed.. well I caught the guy in the act.. was one of the most awk things ever..

Those curves...




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take video, blur his face, put it on youtube, buy new door/car with the profits when it goes viral

Dude, it is some semen not radioactive ooze. It won't hurt shit and any public washroom or hotel room you have ever been in is filled with the stuff. Some soap and water and all is good again.

I have no problem believing it. Drunk and horny means do dumb shit.

This is messed up, last week on face book a dudes GFs ex took a crap on his 86s truck now someone expelled on yours? If it were me, home boy would be all over the internet and I'd made money from it off of Youtube. No one will pass down a link as bizzare as this

I have no reason to lie. I'm not an active poster on this forum and posting something like this just get a good laugh isn't me. Look at my post history. Almost every single post I have has to do with asking for help. I simply came here for advice and I got it. Thanks to all that provided some sort of advice. If some of you guys don't believe me, that's fine, I get it. It's not everyday you hear/read a story about this. I'm just happy I got this figured out and hope it doesn't happen in the future. If it does happen again with the same neighbor, I'll post some videos/pictures :D

And hating Twins!! Probably turn to Beemers!!