I still love my little backtracing contribution. Too bad NOTHING, but NOTHING beats the original prom thread. That thread should be text-book for counter trolling operations :D.

Hey

I'm a redneck

And an asshole


I approve of this post lol

How did you determine that he was a racist redneck?

Attach and banana peel and turtle shell launcher to the back of your car. That'll teach those tailgaters....

Well the confederate flag on the rear view mirror was one clue. More confederate flags as tattoos on his arms. And after tailgating me, he changed lanes, got next to me, and yelled out, "ya f***ing ch!nk and your f***ing ch!nk car! Go back to China!"

I can only conclude that he was a racist because I was driving normally on a straight road. Didn't swerve around, didn't change lanes (so I couldn't have cut him off or anything). I just remember seeing him catch up from a far and begin tailgating me

Wonder how he got lost and ended up in California.

That's what I was thinking! He's got the eyes of a hawk though. Another day I was driving and he was going the opposite direction, he stuck out his middle finger as he drove by. Must've been for me because we were the only two on the road.

He drives an old red mustang convertible, tan soft top, and missing one headlight. I saw him turn into a business area but highly doubt he works there

The backwoods hills of California are just as yokel as they are in Alabama.

I don't slow down to piss tailgaters off, I just drive a speed at which it is safe for them to drive that close to my car...

That's LP gas, not nitrous oxide.

LOL I know that! I wasn't contradicting you, just adding to the general concept of the anti-ahole button :)

Wait really? Not illegal here in Bay Area (called local police departments around me when I thought about putting them in, and the CHP). They said don't do it because they will probs arrest you for disturbing the peace or reckless driving, but that in itself it wasn't illegal.

And yeah - just hook up a propane tank with electronic cutoff to your tailpipe (stored in trunk) and put a spark plug down there.

Push button. Make boom.

If you have an Anti A-Hole Button or would like an Anti A-Hole Button then aren't you automatically declaring that you are an A-Hole.

Uuuuhhhh I plead the fifth?

It's all in good fun