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Ultramaroon 10-12-2016 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2772973)
Well, before I give out any advice, you will have to agree to my brokerage fee ..... ?? Do you agree .. ??


humfrz

Well, I trust you. What do you think? Should I agree to it?

humfrz 10-12-2016 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2772974)
Well, I trust you. What do you think? Should I agree to it?

Well, of course, my brokerage fee will be reasonable and depend upon whether or not the seller @Sapphireho, wants me to also represent him, if so, I will be acting as a dual agent.

If that's the case, you will only have to pay half of my fee ...... the seller would pay the other half. You would both split my expenses.

There will be a slight sir charge, if people like @jawn, keep messing with the negotiations by injecting low ball offers .... :rolleyes:

So, @Sapphireho , do you and @Ultramaroon agree ..??


humfrz - broker

Ultramaroon 10-12-2016 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2772986)
Well, of course, my brokerage fee will be reasonable and depend upon whether or not the seller @Sapphireho, wants me to also represent him, if so, I will be acting as a dual agent.

If that's the case, you will only have to pay half of my fee ...... the seller would pay the other half. You would both split my expenses.

There will be a slight sir charge, if people like @jawn, keep messing with the negotiations by injecting low ball offers .... :rolleyes:

So, @Sapphireho , do you and @Ultramaroon agree ..??


humfrz - broker

I dunno. I still think I want @jawn as my agent.

humfrz 10-12-2016 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2772989)
I dunno. I still think I want @jawn as my agent.

Well, OK, I'll just represent the seller...... we will just add my fee to the selling price.......:D

BTW, are you sure you want to trust the likes of @jawn as your agent, in this important transaction ..... ??

I've seen her in some pretty dumb videos on the internet ...... :iono:


The humfrz brokerage house is closed for the night.

Ultramaroon 10-12-2016 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2772992)
The humfrz brokerage house is closed for the night.

lol :clap::clap::clap:

That was fun.

Tcoat 10-12-2016 07:26 AM

Oh I lost track who was brokering for what with who there.
Pretty sure that by the end Hum was just pimping Jawn.

humfrz 10-12-2016 01:25 PM

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Tcoat 10-12-2016 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2773223)

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Sapphireho 10-12-2016 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2772986)
Well, of course, my brokerage fee will be reasonable and depend upon whether or not the seller @Sapphireho, wants me to also represent him, if so, I will be acting as a dual agent.

If that's the case, you will only have to pay half of my fee ...... the seller would pay the other half. You would both split my expenses.

There will be a slight sir charge, if people like @jawn, keep messing with the negotiations by injecting low ball offers .... :rolleyes:

So, @Sapphireho , do you and @Ultramaroon agree ..??


humfrz - broker

Well I'm sorry I missed the negotiations. Sorry, I need at least $850.

Sapphireho 10-13-2016 12:35 AM

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Sigh....

Leonardo 10-13-2016 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho (Post 2773793)
Sigh....

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Ultramaroon 10-13-2016 01:10 AM

chump car

Leonardo 10-13-2016 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon (Post 2773808)
chump car

You going to buying it? $850 seems fair. Lol

humfrz 10-13-2016 01:53 AM

Well, I reckon I'm out of this deal .....:(

However, @Ultramaroon if you do purchase that machine, I strongly recommend that you insist that the seller @Sapphireho bring it up to the state line.

Why you ask..??

Well, think about this:

* why do you think he is willing to sell it so cheap..??

* why hasn't he driven it for the past few years .. ??

* why is he afraid to license it .. ??

Well, I suspect that there are several jealous, pissed off, husbands looking for the driver of that car......:eyebulge:

Now, understand, that in the part of San Jose where he lives, those folks shoot first and if you still have something to say ..... they shoot again.

So ....... like the old saying goes ......... buyer beware .... !! :mad0260:



humfrz


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