It's not nearly as attractive after I've choked it.

Of course. Then it is all limp and lifeless with grip marks all over it.

Oh, I was just talking about all the feathers.

Just be carful because if you choke it too hard the head can pop right off and that makes a mess.

You say this like your situation isn't something to be pitied...

DUDE WTF are you driving your car to Costco. Do you not know that it's probably one of the most dangerous place on Earth followed by Ranch 99?

Five blocks from home:
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2...two-girls.html

Uggh. Horrible.

It gets worse actually. She was all sad and remorseful until found guilty (of lesser offences than she was charged with). She has now appealed the relative slap on the wrist she received.
http://www.lfpress.com/2015/11/23/co...ng-convictions

So the same person who took zero responsibility for being in control of a deadly machine wants to avoid being held accountable for her negligence. Big surprise. Sickening.

Crappy South Carolina roads...
 

...didn't crash today.

http://www.scpolicycouncil.org/wp-co.../bad-roads.png

So if the judge rejected her version of what has happened, what does he think has happened? Apparently he does not think it was deliberate.

I was going to post an attempt at something fun and witty regarding my current lack-of-crashing status, too, but that article just took the motivation to do ANYTHING fun completely away. How awful. Yet again, the news continues to place my esteem for my German Shepherd FAR above that of most people. Sigh.

Day 3. Neighbors initially objected to the idea of eating long pig.