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I remember when I hit puberty
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I like the horny teenager part.... |
For some reason my cars hood humps remind me of scarjo's boobs!! Im a sucker for Scarlett Johansson
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Easy answer any Asian girl. Why? Because 1. they are low maintenance (Toyota/Subaru Quality) 2. Small/flexible/agile/graceful (Driving) 3. Physical attractive and will age well (Attractive Toyota design) 4. Lastly and more importantly, Asian girls put can put a smile on your face because they love you long time. :bellyroll: /Thread |
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A what? Maybe I'm watching too much "How I met your Mother" but I compare my car to Ashley Williams. Not the most attractive car/girl but she's still nice, quirky, playful, sweet, and just looks like she's ready for a romp ;) http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/09/victoria.jpg |
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Then there's the FR-S... :lol: |
This car is like Fran Fine (The Nanny).
Friendly and fun, looks okay from some angles, but sounds terrible, is a bit slow and can look a bit cheap at times. Both have heaps of unrealised potential. |
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I'm sorry I thought this was a car forum, last time I checked beautiful woman and cars go hand in hand. When I went to my last car show , guess which booth had the most people packed around it? Was it a car booth, or a vendor with some hot new product? Nope, it was the model booth that had people lined up to take a picture and get autographs from scantily clad woman.
This post was intended to be entertaining and was out of satire. Even though I have a deep hatred for Kim K. A misogynist I am not, I have a profound love for women and the female figure. If you don't think some of the most revered cars in history are not inspired by the female figure then I recommend you read "Woman as Design" and "Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Color, Everything" And for all of you haters, maybe you prefer a car that is more phallic in design? I hear they even have a forum just for people like that: www.s2ki.com/s2000/ :thanks: |
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