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humfrz 07-30-2016 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Teseo (Post 2717506)
Or wife can give you a hand (wink, wink)

Kind of like the old Army story. This soldier from Georgia, during bayonet training (fixed in rifles), ask the drill sergeant "what do you do if you bayonet the enemy and the bayonet sticks in his breastbone"?

The drill sergeant replied "just squeeze off a round and blow him off your bayonet".

The good ol boy from Georgia replied "serg, if I still have a round left in ma rifle ....... there ain't gonna be no bayonet fighten".

So, if wife was awake .......;)


humfrz

FX86 08-01-2016 11:30 AM

how much alcohol was involved and were you hanging out with squady earlier?

Tcoat 08-01-2016 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz (Post 2717497)
Have a cup of hot cocoa and then masterbate .......... :D



humfrz

Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

FX86 08-01-2016 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2718221)
Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

i don't think it matters as long as you don't spill the hot cocoa when mr. happy is out in the open

cdrazic93 08-01-2016 05:00 PM

welcome to Monday folks, whats on the topic of discus....nevermind.

Tcoat 08-01-2016 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cdrazic93 (Post 2718515)
welcome to Monday folks, whats on the topic of discus....nevermind.

As a topic it is pretty hard to beat.

ScoobsMcGee 08-01-2016 10:20 PM

Is the topic hard to beat, or is it a hard topic about beating?

cjd 08-01-2016 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2718221)
Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

Hot cocoa first, helps you warm up your hands (by holding the cup... but YMMV, I'm sure there are other options if that's your thing.)

krayzie 08-01-2016 11:47 PM

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themadscientist 08-02-2016 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat (Post 2718579)
As a topic it is pretty hard to beat.

Don't jerk us around.

FNCrazy 08-05-2016 12:22 AM

Don't get excited about an idea/topic right before you go to bed...

I'm going to be up all night now trying to figure out how to make it all work!

Sigh...I'll dig out some V-Rod pictures maybe while I'm waiting for my epiphany.

justatroll 08-05-2016 12:51 AM

Ok, next time instead of ebay when you are in the mood for random shit, check out

http://www.banggood.com/

No it's not porn, but I bought things like $13 USB borescopes, tools, 10W Cool White LEDs for $0.50. USB desktop microscopes for $30 etc.
My shopping cart currently has a $65 1 channel pocket oscilloscope and I'm thinking of getting a microquadcopter with FPV for $70

They have basically anything fun for less than Amazon or ebay.

FNCrazy 08-05-2016 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justatroll (Post 2721815)
Ok, next time instead of ebay when you are in the mood for random shit, check out

http://www.banggood.com/

No it's not porn, but I bought things like $13 USB borescopes, tools, 10W Cool White LEDs for $0.50. USB desktop microscopes for $30 etc.
My shopping cart currently has a $65 1 channel pocket oscilloscope and I'm thinking of getting a microquadcopter with FPV for $70

They have basically anything fun for less than Amazon or ebay.

Oh no! I cannot look! I'm sure I will within 5 minutes though...DAMN!


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