Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I used one painting the house a few months ago. How do you fill 3 hours for that?

Now, THAT triggers a childhood memory .....

Back on the farm, we had this huge barn, that got painted about once every 10 years. Painting time came around when I was about 10 years old.

Yep, to reach up in the gables, my father would use this old, wooden, 2 section ladder (you know the ones with rungs that would turn in the sockets and many of them were repaired with baling wire wrapped around them).

In order to reach up into the gable, he would place the ladder in the bed of our 1.5 ton truck. Since I weighed only about 60 pounds, guess who was sent up the ladder (which was fully extended).

Now, that wasn't too bad, but in order to move the ladder and to save time, my father would bounce the ladder away from the side of the barn, with me on it, while my grandfather pulled the truck up.

Now, I wonder WHY I have acrophobia .........


humfrz

[HunterGreene]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Easy. Did you do it all properly? Account for swing? Have rescue plan in place in case you fell? Was the harness on correctly? Would your anchor point have held the force if you fell? What is the force created from falling 6 feet? Did you inspect all the components to make sure it was fit for use? What are the laws in your State regarding fall arrest? Did you know there are laws? What is the difference between fall arrest and fall prevention? Was it even the best choice of equipment for the purpose?
Hell I could probably ask questions for 1/2 an hour much less take 3 to give all the answers.

1) Of course, like a Boss
2) Swing like deez nuts, yo.
3) Yup, got a knife with me to cut away to the ground.
4) Yes, cinched up tight to make my package look huge (just like the ladies like it)
5) I'm sure its fine, looked good and solid
6) I dont know, what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
7) Yup, and I patched up the rough spots with duct tape
8) Arrest? I don't answer to the man, bro.
9) I am above the law
10) One is because I got arrested for making a mistake, the other is because I almost fell but didnt because of my cat-like reflexes.
11) I always make good choices, brah.

[MrFisty]

My little town got a station with E85.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

My little town got a station with E85.

Jealous AF

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[Teseo]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

My little town got a station with E85.

Hate you...

[86Boyz]

Went to take a leak at the urinal and saw a cockroach at the bottom. So I decided to R.Kelly on it but then I realized it had wings and flew up in my face and I freaked out and accidentally sprayed some lemonade on the guy standing next to me. Really embarrassing.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by 86Boyz

Went to take a leak at the urinal and saw a cockroach at the bottom. So I decided to R.Kelly on it but then I realized it had wings and flew up in my face and I freaked out and accidentally sprayed some lemonade on the guy standing next to me. Really embarrassing.

Cool story bro

[p1l0t]

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[MrFisty]

Originally Posted by 86Boyz

Went to take a leak at the urinal and saw a cockroach at the bottom. So I decided to R.Kelly on it but then I realized it had wings and flew up in my face and I freaked out and accidentally sprayed some lemonade on the guy standing next to me. Really embarrassing.

R Kelly and lemonade, hilarious.


This dude around town used to sell track prep that was piss yellow and he called it "dat R Kelly prep."

[MrFisty]

@Ashikabi @p1l0t Let's not hate too hard. He is new, and to be honest...It IS the random thoughts thread, and @86Boyz 's post seems to fit that bill pretty well, imo.

That is, if it's true. Seems to weird to be a lie.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

@Ashikabi @p1l0t Let's not hate too hard. He is new, and to be honest...It IS the random thoughts thread, and @86Boyz 's post seems to fit that bill pretty well, imo.

That is, if it's true. Seems to weird to be a lie.

I ain't hatin. I was mesmerized by his pee story. Truly enchanting anecdote

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

@Ashikabi @p1l0t Let's not hate too hard. He is new, and to be honest...It IS the random thoughts thread, and @86Boyz 's post seems to fit that bill pretty well, imo.

That is, if it's true. Seems to weird to be a lie.

Oh it's definitely a lie. So I was taking a piss right... huh huh... and then..

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[go_a_way1]

Well.... my car is gone to the bodyshop I am gonna miss it


.... wait this should be in my build thread right????

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

Well.... my car is gone to the bodyshop I am gonna miss it


.... wait this should be in my build thread right????

You finally made one! :eek:

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