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Ultramaroon · 12-09-2018, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by p1l0t

Who was that?

The ancient polytheists. Pagons are just bitches.

MuseChaser · 12-10-2018, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by p1l0t

Who was that?

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Don't you know? That was....

The LONE RANGER!

p1l0t · 12-10-2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MuseChaser

Don't you know? That was....

The LONE RANGER!

At least somebody got it

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Tcoat · 12-10-2018, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by p1l0t

At least somebody got it

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Well if you had said the right thing...

Impureclient · 12-10-2018, 12:09 PM

Most people in here are probably not sure who the Lone Ranger was.

Nowadays it's...Who was that masked man! He better stop standing on that street corner looking at my kids.

MuseChaser · 12-10-2018, 01:52 PM

A bunch of session musicians were in the studio, recording a jingle, but everytime they got to bars 62-78, everything sounded awful... wrong notes in the trumpet section, bad balance between the brass and woodwinds, notes out of the bottom range of the violin section... nothing worked. The guy who contracted the session was starting to get a lot of heat from the producer and everyone was panicking. Suddenly, this dude rushes in to the studio, runs from part to part, erasing some notes and penciling in others furiously, then runs out again 45 seconds later. The conductor said.. "Well, let's try bar 62 one more tie".. and miraculously, everything sounded perfect. The contractor said, "Who WAS that guy?!?!"

The musicians, in unison, said,

"Don't you know? That was the Lone Arranger!"

MuseChaser · 12-10-2018, 01:54 PM

A young couple found the house of their dreams, and were just about to close on it when the bank that had agreed to provide the mortgage backed out due to a couple undisclosed issues. Dude rushes in, goes over the paperwork, calls another bank, and secures a mortgage for the poor couple, then dashes out.

Wife looks at her husband.. "Who WAS that guy?!?!"

"Don't you know?... That was the Loan Arranger!"

humfrz · 12-10-2018, 07:03 PM

ENOUGH!

humfrz

ScoobsMcGee · 12-10-2018, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MuseChaser

A bunch of session musicians were in the studio, recording a jingle, but everytime they got to bars 62-78, everything sounded awful... wrong notes in the trumpet section, bad balance between the brass and woodwinds, notes out of the bottom range of the violin section... nothing worked. The guy who contracted the session was starting to get a lot of heat from the producer and everyone was panicking. Suddenly, this dude rushes in to the studio, runs from part to part, erasing some notes and penciling in others furiously, then runs out again 45 seconds later. The conductor said.. "Well, let's try bar 62 one more tie".. and miraculously, everything sounded perfect. The contractor said, "Who WAS that guy?!?!"

The musicians, in unison, said,

"Don't you know? That was the Lone Arranger!"

If recorded at 120 bpm in 4/4 time, wouldn't that be two minutes into the jingle? No one has that long of an attention span anymore, let alone for commercials.

Tcoat · 12-10-2018, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MuseChaser

A bunch of session musicians were in the studio, recording a jingle, but everytime they got to bars 62-78, everything sounded awful... wrong notes in the trumpet section, bad balance between the brass and woodwinds, notes out of the bottom range of the violin section... nothing worked. The guy who contracted the session was starting to get a lot of heat from the producer and everyone was panicking. Suddenly, this dude rushes in to the studio, runs from part to part, erasing some notes and penciling in others furiously, then runs out again 45 seconds later. The conductor said.. "Well, let's try bar 62 one more tie".. and miraculously, everything sounded perfect. The contractor said, "Who WAS that guy?!?!"

The musicians, in unison, said,

"Don't you know? That was the Lone Arranger!"

Where did the Loan Ranger take his trash?

Toda dump
Toda dump
Toda dump dump dump

ScoobsMcGee · 12-10-2018, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Where did the Loan Ranger take his trash?

Toda dump
Toda dump
Toda dump dump dump

Something my father use to sing walking to the bathroom:

Take a dump
Take a dump
Take a dump dump dump

It took me over 20 years to understand why he was so happy.

Tcoat · 12-10-2018, 08:47 PM

MuseChaser · 12-10-2018, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ScoobsMcGee

If recorded at 120 bpm in 4/4 time, wouldn't that be two minutes into the jingle? No one has that long of an attention span anymore, let alone for commercials.

You must be a lot of fun at parties....

ScoobsMcGee · 12-11-2018, 09:00 AM

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You must be a lot of fun at parties....

You think I get invited to parties...

12-10-2018, 01:52 PM	#8840
MuseChaser Feeling like thinking.... Join Date: Oct 2015 Drives: 2013 FR-S Location: CNY Posts: 1,664 Thanks: 1,664 Thanked 2,433 Times in 1,064 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	A bunch of session musicians were in the studio, recording a jingle, but everytime they got to bars 62-78, everything sounded awful... wrong notes in the trumpet section, bad balance between the brass and woodwinds, notes out of the bottom range of the violin section... nothing worked. The guy who contracted the session was starting to get a lot of heat from the producer and everyone was panicking. Suddenly, this dude rushes in to the studio, runs from part to part, erasing some notes and penciling in others furiously, then runs out again 45 seconds later. The conductor said.. "Well, let's try bar 62 one more tie".. and miraculously, everything sounded perfect. The contractor said, "Who WAS that guy?!?!" The musicians, in unison, said, "Don't you know? That was the Lone Arranger!" __________________ Drive like everyone's life around you depends on it...

12-10-2018, 01:54 PM	#8841
MuseChaser Feeling like thinking.... Join Date: Oct 2015 Drives: 2013 FR-S Location: CNY Posts: 1,664 Thanks: 1,664 Thanked 2,433 Times in 1,064 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	A young couple found the house of their dreams, and were just about to close on it when the bank that had agreed to provide the mortgage backed out due to a couple undisclosed issues. Dude rushes in, goes over the paperwork, calls another bank, and secures a mortgage for the poor couple, then dashes out. Wife looks at her husband.. "Who WAS that guy?!?!" "Don't you know?... That was the Loan Arranger!" __________________ Drive like everyone's life around you depends on it...

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