Covid Lockdown Activities

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soundman98

some of this whole thing is giving my a little anxiety, which gives me a little shortness of breath. but then one of the symptoms is shortness of breath. which gives me more anxiety.

i'm going to give myself coronavirus

but i'm still avoiding webmd. i know that'll diagnose me with cancer if i click one link past covid.

Yep, I hear that. After a bout with influenza, that kept me in bed for a week, two bouts with cancer, that brought on the necessity for chemotherapy, being a heavy smoker and being age 77, I could make a big deal out of every ache and pain that I have.

What I do is to keep my immune system strong by taking frequent and long naps. Hey, so far so good -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

Found out the girl I was interested in has a boyfriend.

Normally I'd just socially isolate myself from everyone while I go through the closure process.

But.. seeing as I'm already isolated.. Maybe a drive instead?

You can still have a lady friend over, just distance yourself -


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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by humfrz

You can still have a lady friend over, just distance yourself -





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Lol all the hookers in Vegas want to use condoms now since corona... so lame.

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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

We don't have any cases in our county, and no restrictions, but my wife is paranoid because I have a heart condition, so we are staying home. We can without any hardship being retired, so I guess the right thing to do.

One bummer is the gym. I was just getting to where I wanted to go, and feeling results. I'll have to start all over again when this is over. Oh well.

Well, you DO know that you don't have to go to a gym to get exercise -

Just drive over and mention to one of those alfalfa farmers that surround your place, that you need some exercise - I'm sure he could find something for you to do -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Welp, while all of CA is now under quarintine I'll be at work.

Shitty activity during a lockdown if you ask me

Did they lock you up at work?




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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Lol all the hookers in Vegas want to use condoms now since corona... so lame.

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Well, it could get worse -


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[soundman98]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Did they lock you up at work?




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He's sleeping in the filing room

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, it could get worse -





humfrz

Actually that could be interesting.

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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by JD001

Are they still alive to tell the tale?

Oh yeah but he was burning through so many tires doing donuts everywhere he had to sell it.

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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Will BRZ

I’m right there with you bro. Everything I like to do is closed/cancelled. Not big into TV and video games and all that so, at this point, going on a drive is the most fun thing I can think of lol

Also, is being her friend out of the question or what? Lol

Well, you are from Texas, aren't you?

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[soundman98]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, you DO know that you don't have to go to a gym to get exercise -

Just drive over and mention to one of those alfalfa farmers that surround your place, that you need some exercise - I'm sure he could find something for you to do -


humfrz

Hallmark has a few movies on it. Single guy drives through farmland while unhappy with his lot in life getting paid millions as a hand model. His car [spins wheel--breaks/crashes/doesn't start] at the very edge of a farmers field.

Farmer just happens to be making a perimeter fence check, picks up this random guy, and takes him home like a lost puppy. Random guy falls in love with farmers daughter while [spins wheel--milking cows/mending fence/getting farm supplies] and they live happily until she gets pregnant with the local drunks baby. And then cut to commercial.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Actually that could be interesting.

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Reminds me of a back-in-the-day story about this Asian girl with interesting eyes. She worked in the formulations lab, working with highly toxic insecticides. Every time I saw her, she was wearing safety glasses, a face shield and a Tyvek (protective) suit.

We had some business to discuss, so, I ask her out for dinner one night. I picked her up at her apartment and - WOW! - what a difference wearing apparel made!

We had a very nice evening -


THE END

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soundman98

He's sleeping in the filing room

OK,OK ..... I got the picture -


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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Reminds me of a back-in-the-day story about this Asian girl with interesting eyes. She worked in the formulations lab, working with highly toxic insecticides. Every time I saw her, she was wearing safety glasses, a face shield and a Tyvek (protective) suit.



We had some business to discuss, so, I ask her out for dinner one night. I picked her up at her apartment and - WOW! - what a difference wearing apparel made!



We had a very nice evening -





THE END

Reminds me of a back-in-the-day story when I used to work on the M/S Carnival Victory as a blackjack and dice dealer. I was dating a Croatian girl at the time (they purposely mix up nationalities on the ships to maximize the international feels) and I was down in the crew bar. My girl was working though and this Phillipino girl starts gaming on me hard. She was HOT too. Her name was literally lovela. It was something out of a Jame Bond or movie or maybe Austin Powers movie. Anyway I pushed my feelings way down inside and told her the truth about already having another girl on the ship. A few days later the boat went into dry dock for two weeks and I had a nice shore leave to go visit my family and friends back home. When I came back the Croatian girl had been transferred to another ship, and Lovela was dating my Hungarian roommate! I felt so stupid. Anyway it worked out in the end for me because I used the Croatian the first girl taught me to pick up the next one... that relationship went on for two years even though we both left Carnival after the contract ended 6 months later. That's another story though...

I think I need a nap now.

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