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Ultramaroon · 10-17-2015, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/1212899...chn=ps&lpid=82

lolol... my sides hurt.

VTR · 10-17-2015, 09:22 PM

Jenny Craig for men..
A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day – 5 kgs weight loss programme.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

The sign reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kilometres later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5 day – 10 kgs programme.
The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs, as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day – 25 kgs programme.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous programme.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 31 kgs that week. .. ..

jawn · 10-17-2015, 11:17 PM

I picked an interesting evening to test out the OFT launch control - it's 40F and I'm on Primacys.

Tcoat · 10-17-2015, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn

I picked an interesting evening to test out the OFT launch control - it's 40F and I'm on Primacys.

soulreapersteve · 10-17-2015, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn

I picked an interesting evening to test out the OFT launch control - it's 40F and I'm on Primacys.

Well? What happened next?

Can't tease someone like this, you know?

jawn · 10-17-2015, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I made the mistake of having my windows cracked open.

jawn · 10-17-2015, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Well? What happened next?

Can't tease someone like this, you know?

@Tcoat nailed it. A totally effortless burnout.

cdrazic93 · 10-17-2015, 11:42 PM

So even when @VTR doesnt post a picture, there ends up being a hot topless woman in the story anyway lol

Tcoat · 10-17-2015, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

So even when @VTR doesnt post a picture, there ends up being a hot topless woman in the story anyway lol

I am pretty sure he has never once typed a word of his own though. I applaud his dedication.

VTR · 10-18-2015, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

So even when @VTR doesnt post a picture, there ends up being a hot topless woman in the story anyway lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I am pretty sure he has never once typed a word of his own though. I applaud his dedication.

MTpockets · 10-18-2015, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

lolol... my sides hurt.

So... I bet you wouldn't appreciate the twins cricket simulator I am working on.

geolit · 10-18-2015, 06:40 PM

Hey guys!
Ive been saving up for a car since I was 9, now I finally turned 17 an can drive in NY state. I want to drive a stick, but I went online and saw that there are multiple "Trims". I saw that there is a 10 series, a monogram series and a Release series. Can anyone please explain the differences?

Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but Im new to this forum.

Sarlacc · 10-18-2015, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geolit

Hey guys!
Ive been saving up for a car since I was 9, now I finally turned 17 an can drive in NY state. I want to drive a stick, but I went online and saw that there are multiple "Trims". I saw that there is a 10 series, a monogram series and a Release series. Can anyone please explain the differences?

Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but Im new to this forum.

Hello, welcome, and so forth.

This is never the wrong thread. It can't be, per definition.
Cross posting, however, is frowned upon. By someone. I think. http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showt...p?t=7&page=297

Apart from that, I'll leave you in the capable hands of the North American branch of the Intelligentsia.

(Personally I like the yellow FR-S and the hyper blue BRZ. Probably because I can't have either of them.)

M-17 · 10-18-2015, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geolit

Hey guys!
Ive been saving up for a car since I was 9, now I finally turned 17 an can drive in NY state. I want to drive a stick, but I went online and saw that there are multiple "Trims". I saw that there is a 10 series, a monogram series and a Release series. Can anyone please explain the differences?

Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but Im new to this forum.

Start here, in the link below. And welcome to FT86Club.

http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96158

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10-17-2015, 09:22 PM	#28912
VTR Inactive Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Drives: N/A Location: N/A Posts: 717 Thanks: 988 Thanked 4,214 Times in 1,820 Posts Mentioned: 24 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Jenny Craig for men.. A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day – 5 kgs weight loss programme. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kilometres later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5 day – 10 kgs programme. The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs, as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day – 25 kgs programme. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous programme.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 31 kgs that week. .. ..

10-17-2015, 11:17 PM	#28913
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10-18-2015, 06:40 PM	#28922
geolit Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Drives: 2013 Subaru BRZ Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Hey guys! Ive been saving up for a car since I was 9, now I finally turned 17 an can drive in NY state. I want to drive a stick, but I went online and saw that there are multiple "Trims". I saw that there is a 10 series, a monogram series and a Release series. Can anyone please explain the differences? Sorry if this is the wrong thread, but Im new to this forum.

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