Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Silver Supra]

Originally Posted by Spuds

. How'd you get that pic...

Family reunion?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

"had to run the two older granddaughters down to cheerleading camp"


This is probably the bravest thing ever seen said on a forum full of young dudes!
Can't wait to see what direction it goes in.




http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showp...4&postcount=27

Too easy.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

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I'll take the one on the extreme right hand side .......


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Silver Supra

Family reunion?

Well, Silver Supra, we all know that down in Miss Sippy, that's where ya'll meet girls ....... but are they cheerleaders ....... ??




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[Silver Supra]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, Silver Supra, we all know that down in Miss Sippy, that's where ya'll meet girls ....... but are they cheerleaders ....... ??




humfrz

Every girl in the Southeast is cheerleader quality!
You know, totally opposite of the Northwest!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Silver Supra

Every girl in the Southeast is cheerleader quality!
You know, totally opposite of the Northwest!

Yep, that's the reason I imported mine from Missouri .....


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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Silver Supra

Every girl in the Southeast is cheerleader quality!

Well you have to say that don't you? Can't be insulting your sisters, cousins and any other potential mates.

[Silver Supra]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Well you have to say that don't you? Can't be insulting your sisters, cousins and any other potential mates.

No, I don't have to say that to cover for your stereotypes - do I?
No one around here looks anything like your sister's picture you posted.

[Silver Supra]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yep, that's the reason I imported mine from Missouri .....


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Hmmmm. The "Show Me" state!

[Cole]

I had an absolutely gorgeous nurse give me the tetanus shot today.

I immediately hated her after she administered the shot because she didn't commend me on being a very brave boy. I didn't even flinch and I watched the needle instead of looking away.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Cole

I had an absolutely gorgeous nurse give me the tetanus shot today.

I immediately hated her after she administered the shot because she didn't commend me on being a very brave boy. I didn't even flinch and I watched the needle instead of looking away.

But.......did you scream and then cry .......??





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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Silver Supra

No, I don't have to say that to cover for your stereotypes - do I?
No one around here looks anything like your sister's picture you posted.

Now, @Tcoat ...... let's not be too rough on ol Miss Sippy when it comes to dating women.

Back-in-the-day, I spent several weeks in Mississippi working at out agricultural research station outside of Greenville.

At the end of the day, the staff and I would go down along the river and hand grab us a mess of catfish. Then take them back to the station managers house and his wife would fry them up along with a batch of hush puppies, while we would set around his back yard, swat mosquitoes, drink beer and tell stories ...... far into the night.

What I gleaned from those stories is that down in them thar parts, sisters were just good for swatting and pinching. First cousins were good to practice having sex with. Second and third cousins were marrying material. Fourth and more distant cousins didn't matter ....... because they were all related anyway.

THE END


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[Teseo]

I try to get a walk with my dog, seems i will do the same

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Teseo

I try to get a walk with my dog, seems i will do the same
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Now THAT's my kind of dog .....


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