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Old 04-15-2018, 03:52 AM   #42617
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Dinkum(look it up), you should write romantic novels Sir.

Anyway I FIFY so you can get started;



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Yes, women liking cars.....

Of my wives, girlfriends, lovers, mistresses and female friends, I never knew one that was interested in cars (other than riding in them) ......

No, I take that back, there was one. She was a lady friend that lived a few houses down the street when I lived in San Jose.

One hot and humid July day, I was walking down our street, when I glanced into her garage and she was ducking in front of her car, which had the hood up. I thought she was having car trouble so I walked into her garage. She was "dressed" only a nightgown that had lard all over it. I said, Liz, are you OK..??

She said that her husband was out of town and she was changing the oil and filter on her car and could I assist. She went on to explain that we could do it when he was out of town because he didn't approve of her working on neighbors.

She went on to explain that she was wearing the nightgown because she could roll it up and stash it in the garage so her husband wouldn't see the oil all over it. She slipped the nightgown off and moved towards me. I then asked her if she needed help, she said "Yes please", that her mother had a stripper shop back where she was born and raised, and she learned to strip from her and that she just enjoyed it.


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Old 04-15-2018, 04:03 AM   #42618
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Dinkum(look it up), you should write romantic novels Sir.

Anyway I FIFY so you can get started;







Dinkum ...... I had to look that up ......interesting .....


Thanks, but I think I'll just stick to telling stories ......


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Old 04-15-2018, 04:07 AM   #42619
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Dinkum ...... I had to look that up ......interesting .....


Thanks, but I think I'll just stick to telling stories ......


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Your stories ROCK

Keep up the good work...
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:10 AM   #42620
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Yes, women liking cars.....

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She said that her husband was out of town and she was changing the oil and filter on her car. She went on to explain that she was doing it when he was out of town because he didn't approve of her working on cars.

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Holy crap! Are you telling me that I was right?!?!
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Old 04-15-2018, 01:12 PM   #42621
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Cool! Nice looking Volvo!
That stripe across the grill is very distinctive

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Old 04-15-2018, 01:48 PM   #42622
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Cool! Nice looking Volvo!
That stripe across the grill is very distinctive
Haha Volvo’s grill is more square & smaller than this. Pretty funny though
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Old 04-15-2018, 03:19 PM   #42623
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Holy crap! Are you telling me that I was right?!?!
THIS time ....... but, don't get all carried away with that .......


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Old 04-15-2018, 07:04 PM   #42624
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Old 04-15-2018, 09:22 PM   #42625
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Just got 255/50/19 Pirelli PZero, with UTQG 300 AA A, for my wifes MDX, so far I love them. Grippy, smooth, quiet.

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The Pirelli tires are replacing these studded Master Craft studded tires, which have amazing grip and stiffness. Very loud... Anyway, our ridgeline got the MDX's18's when we upgraded it with OEM Acura 19s .

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Love the 255/55/18 over the 245/65/17 that was on the honda before. Just wanted to share...
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:19 PM   #42626
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I used to have a Ridgeline just like that. It's a nice ride!
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I used to have a Ridgeline just like that. It's a nice ride!
......but, it's sooooo UGLY .......

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do I have to go to work tomorrow?
YES! ...... you have to make money, to put into SS, so the fund doesn't run dry before I get out of it what I paid into it .........


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......but, it's sooooo UGLY .......

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Subjective...I drove a Pilot too. Now, they`re ugly lol
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