Guy jerked off to my car. Got it on video (not sharing vid)

[nextcar]

"Guy jerked off to my car / why you should NOT have a dashcam"

Because poetic symmetry.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by FX86

i would like to see how good the night vision mode is on his dashcam just out of curiosity...did it happen in a well lit parking lot? maybe we don't need black lines and blurry stuff

For cryen out loud ........ some of you folks are starten to worry me ...... wanten ta see the video so badly ........

Is this some sort of porn I haven't heard about ........ ??


humfrz

[mdm]

Originally Posted by humfrz

For cryen out loud ........ some of you folks are starten to worry me ...... wanten ta see the video so badly ........

Is this some sort of porn I haven't heard about ........ ??


humfrz

http://gawker.com/this-man-has-fucke...-on-1646168712


Also, while googling around, I just came upon, erase that, encountered an actual video of a guy, as Sheldon Cooper would say, having coitus with a tailpipe.

[FX86]

Originally Posted by humfrz

For cryen out loud ........ some of you folks are starten to worry me ...... wanten ta see the video so badly ........

Is this some sort of porn I haven't heard about ........ ??


humfrz

i heard of people banging the exhaust, but who nuts on a door handle....this is an anomaly most of have an almost morbid curiosity about

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

For cryen out loud ........ some of you folks are starten to worry me ...... wanten ta see the video so badly ........

Is this some sort of porn I haven't heard about ........ ??


humfrz

Ya no kidding.
Some dude shows up here with some cockamamie story about he rear ended somebody and it is their fault and everybody is all "Ohhhh you poor guy" but another shows up with a story that is just too weird not to be true and everybody wants proof and try's to punch holes in it.


I guess some people just have not been exposed to the weird shit that goes down in this world and figure that their life experiences represent everybody else's. They will eventually be exposed though. Oh yes they will.

[wbradley]

PS- Car's a write off.

I'd be concerned that Mr. Jack Mehoff did it on YOUR car, Mr. OP. The act might be targeted in a way you couldn't imagine. The sicko might actually have done this specifically targeting you.

Anyway that is one fucked up neighbour you have.

He couldn't have been that drunk, or he couldn't have done what he did.

[bcj]

Rule 34:

[JD001]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Ya no kidding.
Some dude shows up here with some cockamamie story about he rear ended somebody and it is their fault and everybody is all "Ohhhh you poor guy" but another shows up with a story that is just too weird not to be true and everybody wants proof and try's to punch holes in it.


I guess some people just have not been exposed to the weird shit that goes down in this world and figure that their life experiences represent everybody else's. They will eventually be exposed though. Oh yes they will.

I'm sensing that Tcoat is holding something back...Are you hiding a Betamax video in your glove compartment?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by JD001

I'm sensing that Tcoat is holding something back...Are you hiding a Betamax video in your glove compartment?

[tvrbob86]

Originally Posted by JD001

I'm sensing that Tcoat is holding something back...Are you hiding a Betamax video in your glove compartment?

Yes. It's the master copy. One might say it's the masterbetamax.

[KDad2]

What do you expect, none of the cars have bras these days...


What would of been really funny if the guy placed some bills behind the handle when he was done...


Him: "Tanks babe, you did good". Car: "You gonna delete this tape later, right?" Him: "Yeah, of course..."

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by tvrbob86

Yes. It's the master copy. One might say it's the masterbetamax.

Well I am truly a Mater Baiter!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Ya no kidding........

I guess some people just have not been exposed to the weird shit that goes down in this world and figure that their life experiences represent everybody else's. They will eventually be exposed though. Oh yes they will.

Reminds me of-the-time, back in Germany, one of my NCOs, driver and I were out reconning a maneuver area when we ran upon a small car with 2 guys taking turns with this schatzi as we approached.

I shouted over the windshield to move on ....... the gal spread her legs and leaned back over the trunk and asked if we wanted part of the action for free, if we wouldn't report them .. ??

My young buck sergeant, hopped out of the back if the jeep and was headed her way, when I ordered him back into the jeep..........

NO .......I DID NOT go up there ....


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Reminds me of-the-time, back in Germany, one of my NCOs, driver and I were out reconning a maneuver area when we ran upon a small car with 2 guys taking turns with this schatzi as we approached.

I shouted over the windshield to move on ....... the gal spread her legs and leaned back over the trunk and asked if we wanted part of the action for free, if we wouldn't report them .. ??

My young buck sergeant, hopped out of the back if the jeep and was headed her way, when I ordered him back into the jeep..........

NO .......I DID NOT go up there ....


humfrz

Hmmmm pretty sure she was still there the 10 years later when I arrived.