Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[echo419]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Oh no doubt it is a she. One of those cute but totaly psycho ones that @echo419 likes so much.

you're not wrong.


if anyone is interested the key to handling a totally psycho broad is making it known to her that you are willing and able to go far beyond anything she would even think of. but even then sometimes it doesn't help.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by echo419

My dentist yesterday(tiny azn lady): has anyone ever told you that you have a strong tongue?

* look at the assistant, she's about to die from laughter.

Me: ummm.... I'm mildly uncomfortable saying, yes.

she just went on for a second then realized what she had said and turned bright red. it was hilarious.


so it's been a while since I've needed to be numbed up and apparently I lose control of my tongue so as soon as something touches it I just start pushing. but since I can't feel it I can't control it. plus I kept metabolizing the novocane really fast and she kept having to load me up. it was a rough day. took a solid 2hrs.

I WAS going to comment, but, I have no idea of where to start -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by echo419

you're not wrong.


if anyone is interested the key to handling a totally psycho broad is making it known to her that you are willing and able to go far beyond anything she would even think of. but even then sometimes it doesn't help.

Would you PM me your name and address, I want to take a life insurance policy out on you -


humfrz

[MuseChaser]

I hadn't seen that thread before T linked to it a few posts back. You all were WAY too kind...

Language barriers are one thing, and fine.. I know what it feels like to try and express myself in languages that I can barely speak. However, if a poster is just too plain lazy to at least ATTEMPT to post something coherent that has SOMETHING in common with the written word (other than using some of the same twenty six letters), I'm too lazy to bother trying to figure out what the poster is trying to say.

"Her" posts were a perfect example. AND.. I don't think it was a language barrier... sigh....


Pretty obvious why she needs a bash bar... if you invite bashing, well... you're going to need some protection...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, I see -

I totally missed that waaaaay over there.

However, I too now know what a "bash bar" is -


humfrz

It got moved there from the General section. I don't hang out in the classified subs either.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Would you PM me your name and address, I want to take a life insurance policy out on you -


humfrz

Too late. If too many of us take out a policy the insurance company is going to start to ask questions. I don't think any of us want those questions.

[Leonardo]

I think more people use an avatar pic that's not them, then the ones that do.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Too late. If too many of us take out a policy the insurance company is going to start to ask questions. I don't think any of us want those questions.

You're right - I forgot about the mental health screen -


humfrz

[echo419]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Would you PM me your name and address, I want to take a life insurance policy out on you -


humfrz

I wonder if insurance companies communicate stuff like how many people have life ins policies on someone. because I can think of 6-8 people between my parents, GF and people I work with that have brought it up before.

[MuseChaser]

Originally Posted by Leonardo

I think more people use an avatar pic that's not them, then the ones that do.

Speak for yourself. Some of us are comfortable using our real pics.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by echo419

I wonder if insurance companies communicate stuff like how many people have life ins policies on someone. because I can think of 6-8 people between my parents, GF and people I work with that have brought it up before.

They must, because when I looked into it, they said that you were on the "ultra high risk" list. I ask, so how much would be the coverage and monthly premiums. They said $5,000 per month for $2,000 worth of coverage.




humfrz

[Leonardo]

AAAAAARG!!!!





I just got this call at my office.


Guy: "When do your people show up at the downtown location" "I am standing outside waiting!"


Me: "Sir we don't have a downtown location."


Guy: "What's the phone number here?"


Me: "Sir, we have one location, you called it."


Guy " Thanks for no help at all. F-off" hangs up.

[Ultramaroon]

What's with taking selfies in the bathroom? Yeah, mirror but just turn the damn phone around.

[echo419]

Originally Posted by humfrz

They must, because when I looked into it, they said that you were on the "ultra high risk" list. I ask, so how much would be the coverage and monthly premiums. They said $5,000 per month for $2,000 worth of coverage.




humfrz

sounds about right.

Did I mention that I'm going to Vegas for the first time in April?

Originally Posted by Leonardo

AAAAAARG!!!!





I just got this call at my office.


Guy: "When do your people show up at the downtown location" "I am standing outside waiting!"


Me: "Sir we don't have a downtown location."


Guy: "What's the phone number here?"


Me: "Sir, we have one location, you called it."


Guy " Thanks for no help at all. F-off" hangs up.

are you in some sort of construction related field?