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spike021 · 05-21-2018, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Now, keep it between the ditches ……

humfrz

I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

RIP me.

Sapphireho · 05-21-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spike021

I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

RIP me.

Chick's actually don't give a shit about your car. It's confidence. I got laid plenty when I drove a beater civic.

Ultramaroon · 05-21-2018, 03:11 PM

^^This^^

Fuck it. Leave your car dirty and don't even think about apologizing. For most girls, confidence trumps appearance.

spike021 · 05-21-2018, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Chick's actually don't give a shit about your car. It's confidence. I got laid plenty when I drove a beater civic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

^^This^^

Fuck it. Leave your car dirty and don't even think about apologizing. For most girls, confidence trumps appearance.

This explains everything.

Clipdat · 05-21-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I got laid plenty when I drove a beater civic.

Sapphireho · 05-21-2018, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

Again, I don't get it.

Ultramaroon · 05-21-2018, 05:28 PM

I will guess that horse whisperer = chick whisperer

bcj · 05-21-2018, 05:33 PM

or a couple guys playing with wood.

No Se'

Sapphireho · 05-21-2018, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I will guess that horse whisperer = chick whisperer

Horse whisperer? Did I just fall down a homo rabbit hole or something?

Leonardo · 05-21-2018, 06:15 PM

But which one?

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humfrz · 05-21-2018, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike021

I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

RIP me.

Just tell her you were at a rally ……..

humfrz

Tcoat · 05-21-2018, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by spike021

This explains everything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

Just tell her you were at a rally ……..

humfrz

NO NO NO
We have been through this before.

"Why is my car so dirty? Well I had just finished my stand up set at the comedy club and was headed to my weekly Mensa meeting when I saw this house that was on fire. Since I am a volunteer fire fighter I ran in and found a mother cat trying to rescue her kittens. I got all the kittens out and performed CPR on the mother until she revived. Haven't had time to wash the car since."

Ultramaroon · 05-21-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Leonardo

But which one?

I think kids these days are calling it rekt.

spike021 · 05-21-2018, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Just tell her you were at a rally ……..

humfrz

With girls in my generation being obsessed with raves, I could tell her I was at a "dope rave in the desert!" and she'd prob be turned on.

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