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Old 10-24-2014, 01:43 PM   #24361
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So I'm at the drive through of a burger place. Young woman takes my paper money but doesn't take the three quarters. The bill is $6.70. I'm trying to hand her $10.75. Less change more paper right. She starts to let the window close and I'm all like hey wait a second. Annoyed she opens the window again and takes the seventyfive cents. Half a minute and the window opens again. She hands me my correct change and says even more annoyed than before "I had to use my cell phone to figure out the change because you didn't tell me you had quarters too". Stunned and speechless I'm thinking 'wow, no child left behind'.
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So I'm at the drive through of a burger place. Young woman takes my paper money but doesn't take the three quarters. The bill is $6.70. I'm trying to hand her $10.75. Less change more paper right. She starts to let the window close and I'm all like hey wait a second. Annoyed she opens the window again and takes the seventyfive cents. Half a minute and the window opens again. She hands me my correct change and says even more annoyed than before "I had to use my cell phone to figure out the change because you didn't tell me you had quarters too". Stunned and speechless I'm thinking 'wow, no child left behind'.
QUICK! Google the number for 911!
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Old 10-24-2014, 02:15 PM   #24363
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Nailed it. Hilarious.
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So I'm at the drive through of a burger place. Young woman takes my paper money but doesn't take the three quarters. The bill is $6.70. I'm trying to hand her $10.75. Less change more paper right. She starts to let the window close and I'm all like hey wait a second. Annoyed she opens the window again and takes the seventyfive cents. Half a minute and the window opens again. She hands me my correct change and says even more annoyed than before "I had to use my cell phone to figure out the change because you didn't tell me you had quarters too". Stunned and speechless I'm thinking 'wow, no child left behind'.
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Old 10-24-2014, 02:21 PM   #24365
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On a different note, I saw a box of condoms that said "chocking hazard to minors"

WTF

DO THEY THINK WE'RE ARE ALL PEDOS OR SOMETHING?
So not adults then? Maybe it all cums down to experience.
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Should I start a would you rather thread? Obviously keeping it PG or atleast PG-13
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I wish they used these machines more, ordering fast food is often a horrible experience.
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Old 10-24-2014, 10:12 PM   #24368
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I wish they used these machines more, ordering fast food is often a horrible experience.
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Old 10-24-2014, 10:36 PM   #24369
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I wish they used these machines more, ordering fast food is often a horrible experience.
But how do you get a machine to say "do you want fries with that?" while staring vacantly at the ceiling and chewing gum?
Or would all the machines gather at the back corner too giggle and talk really, really fast while the line ups go out the door?
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Turns out I've been flashing people with my DRL's for 3 years now. I've always pulled up the E brake to play with it during stop lights, but never up enough so that it would engage the e brake. I do it when i daze off into my mind, it's an odd habit of mine.

Little did i know that when you slightly lift up the ebrake and the BRAKE light goes on, your DRL's turn off.

Huh...
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Turns out I've been flashing people with my DRL's for 3 years now. I've always pulled up the E brake to play with it during stop lights, but never up enough so that it would engage the e brake. I do it when i daze off into my mind, it's an odd habit of mine.

Little did i know that when you slightly lift up the ebrake and the BRAKE light goes on, your DRL's turn off.

Huh...
Wonder how many checked their high beam switch after you did that!
Or started looking for a hidden cop.
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I got to pull out the best line in the book today

>Get pulled over because my car is loud as f*** and my varex muffler wouldn't close
Officer: "Your car is a little loud there sir, does you car have both cats installed"
Me: "Actually officer my cats (actually my gf's) are in the trunk!, would you like to see them?
-Officer looks confused but says ok and we go to my trunk where I open it up to expose my gf's two cats in their crates
Me: "See officer there are the primary and secondary cats"


In the end i got a $130 ticket, but it was worth it
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You all broke the forum software (Chrome browser) Cannot exceed 1108 pages
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I'm pretty sure the Mods just had to delete 4 pages of spam so the page numbers are all effed up
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