Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

He forgot the lol.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

My wife would complain about feeling sick sometimes, so one time I stole the barf bag from a business flight i had coming back from Seattle and put it in the bottle holder in the passenger door. We were going for a drive and she got in, saw the bag, looks at me and says, "You think you are so funny, don't you!"

I can actually hear her say that in my head! Right down to the look she would give you.

[p1l0t]

I forgot which thread was the empty cop car one. Anyway stay classy West Palm Beach...

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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

He forgot the lol.

Implied in the triple rofl but I immediately thought of you. "I got a 'LOLFU' from @humfrz!"

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

We were going for a drive and she got in, saw the bag, looks at me and says, "You think you are so funny, don't you!"

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I can actually hear her say that in my head! Right down to the look she would give you.

Right?! That's true love they have there.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

I once made my now-wife throw up by driving too quickly. I'll never be allowed to forget it...

I reckon you haven't been married long enough to realize just how true that statement is.


Take it from this old fool, they (wives) NEVER forget. They have a "file" in their brain that is "read only" and it NEVER goes away.

So, there is nothing you can do about it - just don't be shocked when it surfaces -


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I reckon you haven't been married long enough to realize just how true that statement is.


Take it from this old fool, they (wives) NEVER forget. They have a "file" in their brain that is "read only" and it NEVER goes away.

So, there is nothing you can do about it - just don't be shocked when it surfaces -


humfrz

Except when you want/need them to to remember a certain event/comment and then you are crazy for even saying such a thing happened/was said.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Except when you want/need them to to remember a certain event/comment and then you are crazy for even saying such a thing happened/was said.

True. Hence the file in her brain is marked "READ ONLY". It cannot be altered or changed.-


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

The both of your shit stinks just as much so don't cry to me and don't bother reciting the bro manual either.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

The both of your shit stinks just as much so don't cry to me and don't bother reciting the bro manual either.

What?

[Brink]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

I forgot which thread was the empty cop car one. Anyway stay classy West Palm Beach...

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Meme thread.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I can actually hear her say that in my head! Right down to the look she would give you.

She did it so perfect. I'm dying inside waiting for her to notice my awesome joke, and she sits down like she doesn't even notice, then looks at me and says that. Classic.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I reckon you haven't been married long enough to realize just how true that statement is.


Take it from this old fool, they (wives) NEVER forget. They have a "file" in their brain that is "read only" and it NEVER goes away.

So, there is nothing you can do about it - just don't be shocked when it surfaces -


humfrz

Everything will resurface depending on the degree of pissedoffness. Get her mad enough and the read only file will start at what you did wrong the day you met, maybe even be set on repeat.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

What?

[Leonardo]

Originally Posted by Brink

Meme thread.

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