Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

An old friend of 39 years died yesterday. I got her when I was 16 with my employee discount when I worked a Sears. We had our ups and downs, but always worked it out. I will miss her.

Well, are you going to bury her in the dump - or just slide her under the workshop bench - for the day that you are going to restore her - which will never happen -


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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I so wanted to say that, but since I was never in the military, I figured one of you would cover it.

Canadian bases had far fewer people so we usually had at least dividers. I was at a US base in Michigan once where there were two rows of 40 toilets back to back with about a foot and a half between each. I figured that place must be rockin' the morning after burrito night.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

WTF? Two guys, two urinals, and one shouldn't use one? What kind of strange phobia do you have? What planet is your urinal etiquette from?

Maybe he just doesn't want the other fellow to feel inadequate -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Canadian bases had far fewer people so we usually had at least dividers. I was at a US base in Michigan once where there were two rows of 40 toilets back to back with about a foot and a half between each. I figured that place must be rockin' the morning after burrito night.

And then, out in the field, you just didn't want a big fat guy to plop down beside or on the other side of you - unless it was really cold, then it felt pretty good -


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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Maybe he just doesn't want the other fellow to feel inadequate -


humfrz

Water's deep too.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Water's deep too.

Two Texans were standing on a bridge -


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, are you going to bury her in the dump - or just slide her under the workshop bench - for the day that you are going to restore her - which will never happen -


humfrz

Too soon. Still choked up.

[Ultramaroon]

Been catching up tonight. This kind of repression is a murica-only thing. So dumb. If I ever get the chance, I'll take the urinal right next to clipdat. "Hey, bud! Whatcha got there?"

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have no understanding of this phobia but it seems pretty common. What exactly is the issue?

I don't care if there somebody beside me.
I don't care if somebody wants to chat.
I don't care if i make noise while I shit.

Unless somebody is reaching over or pissing on my leg I just don't care what they do.

These guys would explode in a barracks situation.

[p1l0t]

You guys are still talking about urinals lol.

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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Been catching up tonight. This kind of repression is a murica-only thing. So dumb. If I ever get the chance, I'll take the urinal right next to clipdat. "Hey, bud! Whatcha got there?"

Awesome.

Hold my beer.

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Call the snowflake hotline and ask for guidance.

How did you even know that such a hotline exists? You got it on speed dial?

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Been catching up tonight. This kind of repression is a murica-only thing. So dumb. If I ever get the chance, I'll take the urinal right next to clipdat. "Hey, bud! Whatcha got there?"

It's a grower, not a show-er.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

It's a grower, not a show-er.

You can be both you know, it's called being German. Or African..

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[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

You can be both you know, it's called being German. Or African..

You know a lot about dіcks.