Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by spike021

The good thing is a month ago I knew precisely this would happen and planned ahead by bringing her back her favorite hard salami back from Katz in NYC!

[spike021]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Maybe not younger ...... but, not that much older .......


humfrz

Haha. She actually uses FB on her shiny iPhone! Although she barely knows how to use it for anything; she will randomly turn settings off, like cellular data. That kind of thing is bad since my parents and aunt/uncle use the find my friends thing to track her in case of some kind of emergency lol.

She even drives a Camry still! Though I don't necessarily agree that she should be at this point, but oh well.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by spike021

Haha. She actually uses FB on her shiny iPhone! Although she barely knows how to use it for anything; she will randomly turn settings off, like cellular data. That kind of thing is bad since my parents and aunt/uncle use the find my friends thing to track her in case of some kind of emergency lol.

She even drives a Camry still! Though I don't necessarily agree that she should be at this point, but oh well.

That's her God-given right to hold up traffic as much as she wants. Go, Grandma.

[Andrew025]

Facebook... but you gotta read this shit.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/carm...7484542390522/

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by echo419

just broke up a fight between 2 black lesbians at Wal-Mart today. but only because I thought one was a dude. otherwise it was going on WORLDSTAR!

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I think every single time we hit the Detroit Wal-Mart there is a fight between two black lesbians. I don't think you could pay me enough to risk trying the break them up though.

This may be a stupid question... (-perhaps because I'm on a different continent and only have a vague idea what a "Wal-Mart" looks like...)
but... how can you tell they're lesbians if they're fighting?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I think every single time we hit the Detroit Wal-Mart there is a fight between two black lesbians. I don't think you could pay me enough to risk trying the break them up though.

Yep, that's a good way to get stuck .......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

Haha. She actually uses FB on her shiny iPhone! Although she barely knows how to use it for anything; she will randomly turn settings off, like cellular data. That kind of thing is bad since my parents and aunt/uncle use the find my friends thing to track her in case of some kind of emergency lol.

She even drives a Camry still! Though I don't necessarily agree that she should be at this point, but oh well.

Good luck getting it away from her .......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

This may be a stupid question... (-perhaps because I'm on a different continent and only have a vague idea what a "Wal-Mart" looks like...)
but... how can you tell they're lesbians if they're fighting?

Could be they were kissing a few moments before ..........



humfrz

[spike021]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Good luck getting it away from her .......

humfrz

Ha, yeah.

Doubt it's going to happen for at least a few more years, honestly. She needs to be able to drive herself and my grandfather to Dr. appointments and whatnot and the idea of losing even more independence would not sit well at all (they live at a senior home now so you can probably imagine how that's made them feel since we moved 'em there).

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

This may be a stupid question... (-perhaps because I'm on a different continent and only have a vague idea what a "Wal-Mart" looks like...)
but... how can you tell they're lesbians if they're fighting?

Well first off you need to understand just how bad a Wal-Mart in any large urban center can be. Fighting black lesbians are probably among the more normal sightings.
As far as knowing they are lesbian goes, let's just say that stereotypes come from someplace.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

Ha, yeah.

Doubt it's going to happen for at least a few more years, honestly. She needs to be able to drive herself and my grandfather to Dr. appointments and whatnot and the idea of losing even more independence would not sit well at all (they live at a senior home now so you can probably imagine how that's made them feel since we moved 'em there).

Yep, it's hard getting the cars away from senior citizens. When my father was 95, we decided he shouldn't be driving anymore, sooooo ....... my sister "borrowed" his car one day ....... and just never brought it back ......

(I know, @Tcoat I've told that story before - it just seems appropriate to tell it again .... )


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yep, it's hard getting the cars away from senior citizens. When my father was 95, we decided he shouldn't be driving anymore, sooooo ....... my sister "borrowed" his car one day ....... and just never brought it back ......

(I know, @Tcoat I've told that story before - it just seems appropriate to tell it again .... )


humfrz

As long as you know you told it before then we don't need to have your meds checked.
Oh, and can we borrow your car for a bit?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

As long as you know you told it before then we don't need to have your meds checked.
Oh, and can we borrow your car for a bit?

Oh, mrs humfrz would love that .......

OK, off to Krav Maga training for the girls ....... get them prepared for WalMart shopping .....


humfrz

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Well first off you need to understand just how bad a Wal-Mart in any large urban center can be. Fighting black lesbians are probably among the ore normal sightings.
As far as knowing they are lesbian goes, let's just say that stereotypes come from someplace.

Yes, I understand that there are many things I don't understand.

Scandinavian shopping mall patrons divide quite neatly into two categories: The polite nice and quiet people and the bat-shit splatter movie psychos.
There's nothing in between.

If you accidentally hit someone with a shopping cart they will either quietly apologize for being in you way, or carve you up with multiple knives recently stolen from the kitchen utility shop.

That latter alternative is quite rare, fortunately; although one mall has had two occurrences in the last few years.