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Originally Posted by geezerbrzeezer

While this is currently factually correct, V-CMunk .1 is currently testing.

Advantages:

A chipmunk has pouches inside its cheeks, which it typically uses for storing food while foraging. After experimental hypnosis (the chipmunks had to learn English first of course), a cheek-stuffing parallel between throttle application and feeding frenzy was achieved such that the munks fed normally under low/moderate gas pedal input, but would fat kid on Smarties when the go pedal was mashed, developing instant cageyboost.

In addition, the munks weigh a few ounces less. And, as they run with tails straight up, an unexpected aerodynamic algorithm anomaly was identified wherein the tail air splice had a significant effective on cage spin vortices to the degree that stock suspension handling improved even beyond coilovers.

A skunkworks, skunkworks project is currently in the, um, skunkworks.

Good luck keeping that a secret. Those industrial espionage agents will sniff that out in a hurry. Although, a skunkworks unit could also double as anti-theft. That would really teach those parking valets to show respect.